Now THAT is heresy! There was not a single boring page in the first Dune novel.Originally posted by: hypersonic5
I'm trying to read Dune. God, so many boring pages.
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
You're not really going to read it, you're going to start to read it, then quit after chapter one. I'm firmly convinced that Chris Tolkien only did 3 chapters, the first two and the last one. The rest of the book is just random letters banged out on a keyboard by a trained monkey. He knew that nobody would read the middle part after suffering through the first two chapters. He tacked on the final chapter for the people who like to skip to the end.
I'm trying to read Dune. God, so many boring pages.
Originally posted by: darkswordsman17
Ok the title says going to read the Hobbit, but several people here are talking about the Silmarillion. Big difference.
Originally posted by: ElFenix
the ainur are created by illuvatar. then the ainur create the world. some of the ainur, including the most powerful, go to live in the world. the two kinds are the valar, the most powerful, and the maiar, who are lesser. The most powerful of the valar is melkor/morgoth, who tries to thwart the other valar in creating the world, bending it to his own evil purposes. After a while the other valar get pissed off, sack melkor's fortress, and imprison him for a time.
the elves enter the world. they are created by illuvatar, not the valar. the valar eventually convince the elves to come to the valar's land, valinor. most of the elves never go to valinor. at that time all the light in the world was emitted by two trees. the elves become ever more masterful. eventually, the most powerful elf, feanor, is born, and he crafts 3 jewels, the silmarils, which capture the light of the trees. then melkor is released. he plays nice, but poisons the hearts of some of the elves against the valar, including feanor. melkor then destroys the trees. at that point they could be revived with the light from the silmarils, but melkor steals those and goes back to middle earth. feanor swears an oath, as do his sons, that he will not rest as long as someone else, including valar, maiar, and other elves, have the silmarils.
so they leave. but there is a giant sea between valinor and middle earth, and the sea elves won't give them ships. so feanor attacks the elves, the first instance of elf on elf violence. for this they are cursed, and all that they do will be for their own ruin. eventually they make it back to middle earth. feanor and sons had left other elves that were going with them in valinor, then burned the ships. so the other elves had to brave ice floes in the north. eventually they fight a battle with morgoth's forces, all the way to the gates of angband, where feanor is killed.
<going to a review session, back for more synopsis later>
Originally posted by: CFster
Originally posted by: ElFenix
the ainur are created by illuvatar. then the ainur create the world. some of the ainur, including the most powerful, go to live in the world. the two kinds are the valar, the most powerful, and the maiar, who are lesser. The most powerful of the valar is melkor/morgoth, who tries to thwart the other valar in creating the world, bending it to his own evil purposes. After a while the other valar get pissed off, sack melkor's fortress, and imprison him for a time.
the elves enter the world. they are created by illuvatar, not the valar. the valar eventually convince the elves to come to the valar's land, valinor. most of the elves never go to valinor. at that time all the light in the world was emitted by two trees. the elves become ever more masterful. eventually, the most powerful elf, feanor, is born, and he crafts 3 jewels, the silmarils, which capture the light of the trees. then melkor is released. he plays nice, but poisons the hearts of some of the elves against the valar, including feanor. melkor then destroys the trees. at that point they could be revived with the light from the silmarils, but melkor steals those and goes back to middle earth. feanor swears an oath, as do his sons, that he will not rest as long as someone else, including valar, maiar, and other elves, have the silmarils.
so they leave. but there is a giant sea between valinor and middle earth, and the sea elves won't give them ships. so feanor attacks the elves, the first instance of elf on elf violence. for this they are cursed, and all that they do will be for their own ruin. eventually they make it back to middle earth. feanor and sons had left other elves that were going with them in valinor, then burned the ships. so the other elves had to brave ice floes in the north. eventually they fight a battle with morgoth's forces, all the way to the gates of angband, where feanor is killed.
<going to a review session, back for more synopsis later>
Great synopsis of like the first chapter of the Silmarillion.
Now, how about "The Hobbit".
Originally posted by: ElFenix
hobbit done!
what to read next?
Originally posted by: ElFenix
just finished the hobbit, next up:
chronicles of narnia
an army at dawn (the way in north africa 1942-1943)
angels & demons
Tolkien and the great war
new spring (robert jordan WoT)
might thrown in the book of lost tales
Hehehehe!Originally posted by: aves2k
Originally posted by: ElFenix
hobbit done!
what to read next?
Originally posted by: ElFenix
just finished the hobbit, next up:
chronicles of narnia
an army at dawn (the way in north africa 1942-1943)
angels & demons
Tolkien and the great war
new spring (robert jordan WoT)
might thrown in the book of lost tales
One of those perhaps?![]()
