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Going to get my A$$ Kicked:(

Pliablemoose

Pliablemoose

Lifer
I'm now surrounded in my own house by 3 females, as of last night, their qualifications are:

wife-finished level II of "Extreme Self Defense" & they asked her to be an assistant for the beginner classes, she starts level III in a week.
(she comes home with bruises, etc so bad people have asked her if I'm beating her😱)

Daughter #1-Just earned blue belt

Daughter #2-just earned yellow belt

Me-not long for this world🙁

Help........



 
😛 Pliablemoose = teh funni

sounds like its gonna be the beggining of the end for our kind men...

the new world order = females
 
Originally posted by: tcsenter
Just tell your wife that you'll always be the Champion of Bedroom Wrastling.
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wait till she learns the "claw" technique and then she will be the new champ 😀

Cheers,
Aquaman
 
That people thinking you're beating her isn't cool. Because that means a lot of other people are thinking it and just not saying anything. For your own sake... well, I'd assume you'd care, but make sure your Wife is making it known it's from the self defense classes.
 
Obligatory: PICS?

Congrats on the XX's geting trained in defensive fighting skills. You should offer to practice with the Wife, who knows, she may have some interesting holds to demonstrate that she can't use in class. 😀

Just don't volunteer to be the attacker in the class.... no matter what happens at home. It always ends up being pretty bad for that pretend attacker guy.
 
Originally posted by: JudistPriest
😛 Pliablemoose = teh funni

sounds like its gonna be the beggining of the end for our kind men...

the new world order = females
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Matriarchies are the norm with other species...so it was bound to happen eventually!
 
At least you won't have to be playing the protective father when your daughters start dating... 😉
 
My wife and I started jujitsu together... maybe you can start some of those extreme classes that your wife is taking.
 
From someone who knows, "Beware of footsweeps."



They think it is funny while you're on your ass with a glass of milk and oreos spilled all over you.
Hmm, maybe that just happens to me.
(two girlfriends who are second degree TKD black belts)
 
Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Just have your masculine secret weapon ready, it defeats any woman.

Fart.
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See, but they've even starting developing their versions of the the Fart.... nasty, sheet rippling ones too...

😀


 
Originally posted by: blakeatwork
Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Just have your masculine secret weapon ready, it defeats any woman.

Fart.
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See, but they've even starting developing their versions of the the Fart.... nasty, sheet rippling ones too...

😀
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Huh?
 
Originally posted by: Hoober
Originally posted by: blakeatwork
Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Just have your masculine secret weapon ready, it defeats any woman.

Fart.
Click to expand...

See, but they've even starting developing their versions of the the Fart.... nasty, sheet rippling ones too...

😀
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Huh?
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having been with my wife for 5 years now, certain taboos are dropped.. namely the female assertion that they never fart... of course, as soon as the taboos are dropped, so are the bombs... We're talking Dutch Oven tactics too... they're ruthless... 😛

 
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