going to china for a month

[Ricemarine]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
I hate China. Just the sound of Mandarin makes my skin crawl.

What about cantonese?

 

[n7]

This thread is too good to be true :laugh:

 

[bennylong]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
I hate China. Just the sound of Mandarin makes my skin crawl.

As a Cantonese speaker, I think Mandarin is gay too. What a bunch of sissy with their high tone pitch and crap.

How can this not be gay?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9KoHQofGSc

 

[FP]

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: gamepad
do a lot of them speak english? or are those kind too hard to get? maybe i'm asking for too much... i need to hurry up and start my wow account.

Most of them don't speak english. If they speak english, you should be worried because they will dump you as soon as they get their green card. The highly educated Shanghai girls that speak english with a MBA are well known to use the men to get a green card.

I can sell you my lvl 60 Warriors and get your started in your journey to finding a chinese wife. Remember, if don't have a lvl 60 Warriors Wow account, you ain't nuthin in China.

That is going to happen either way.

Once they get their green card they will be long gone.

 

[Terabyte]

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: gamepad
what if i can hold my own in starcraft? could that be an alternative to getting a lv60 warrior? what am i thinking, starcraft skills would help me in korea, not china... sigh...

Can you make a living playing Starcraft? Let's be realistic here, Starcraft isn't going to pay for the mortage, raise the childre, and pay for the college tuition. Now if you're a lvl 60 Warriors in WoW in a guild that raids everynight, then you can support the family.

The chinese woman isn't going to marry a lvl 2 Paladin

lmao....:thumbsup: for bennylong

 

[ojai00]

Hope bennylong's wife doesn't leave him after she gets her green card.

 

[imported_vr6]

Originally posted by: sil3nt t0rnado

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: gamepad
what if i can hold my own in starcraft? could that be an alternative to getting a lv60 warrior? what am i thinking, starcraft skills would help me in korea, not china... sigh...

Can you make a living playing Starcraft? Let's be realistic here, Starcraft isn't going to pay for the mortage, raise the childre, and pay for the college tuition. Now if you're a lvl 60 Warriors in WoW in a guild that raids everynight, then you can support the family.

The chinese woman isn't going to marry a lvl 2 Paladin

lmao....:thumbsup: for bennylong

lol that was a good one

 

[farfignugen]

Chinese girls from China tend to have bad teeth. That's a major hang up w/ me : )

 

[Akhen]

Originally posted by: farfignugen
Chinese girls from China tend to have bad teeth. That's a major hang up w/ me : )

Wedding anniversery gift can be a new pair of choppers!

 

[bennylong]

Originally posted by: farfignugen
Chinese girls from China tend to have bad teeth. That's a major hang up w/ me : )

True dat. All the chines girls I met there have either crooked teeth or yellow teeth.

 

[LordMorpheus]

Originally posted by: n7
This thread is too good to be true :laugh:

it's a few hours after bennylong's thread, how is anyone taking this as anything other than a parody of same?

 

[bennylong]

this thread is a parody of my thread? as Chris Tucker would say " Oh , Hell Hah. Shllllt. Hell no, nigggas."