Going out to 7-Eleven. What should I get?

[shortylickens]

Red soda if they have it. Gummy bears. Pixy stix. some sort of plastic toy, maybe an airplane.
2 hot dogs.
Watermelon big gulp, 56 ounces or greater.
Should I get a lighter? I dont smoke but in the winter its always good to have fire.
Maybe Black Slut Tattoo magazine.

What else?

 

[Oil]

Go with something that works every time - Colt 45 malt liquor

 

[HamburgerBoy]

A Slurpee.

wtf is red soda, btw? You mean Big Red or something else?

 

[TecHNooB]

get hotdogs drowned in chili and cheese.

 

[guyver01]

wtf is red soda

there's only one good red soda

 

[WaTaGuMp]

A Slurpee.

wtf is red soda, btw? You mean Big Red or something else?

It MUST be a blue raspberry Slurpee though.

 

[lxskllr]

Jamaican beef pie

 

[Newbian]

there's only one good red soda

I think you meant this:

 

[TakeNoPrisoners]

Behind the 7-11 there is a guy you will refrence as "Joe" who will sell you a brown bag.

In the brown bag will be battletoads.

 

[Wordplay]

I think you meant this:

Both of you meant

 

[HamburgerBoy]

there's only one good red soda

Is that one actually really srsly not-kidding good? I've had the watermelon-flavored Jolly Rancher soda and it was quite probably the worst liquid I've ever consumed.

 

[Newbian]

Both of you meant

Looks pink to me.

 

[shortylickens]

I meant Big Red but its not made any more. Will settle for Strawberry Fanta, which I did. And I am happy!
Also:
Banana Laffy Taffy.
Original Big League Chew.
Junior Mints.
Gummi Life Savers.
Bubbaloo gum.
Lemon Heads.

Pics?

 

[lxskllr]

I meant Big Red but its not made any more. Will settle for Strawberry Fanta, which I did. And I am happy!
Also:
Banana Laffy Taffy.
Original Big League Chew.
Junior Mints.
Gummi Life Savers.
Bubbaloo gum.
Lemon Heads.

Pics?

I don't see Jamaican beef pie on that list. You fucked up :^(

 

[CRXican]

tallboys

 

[dank69]

Ben & Jerry's...noob

 

[ghost recon88]

I meant Big Red but its not made any more. Will settle for Strawberry Fanta, which I did. And I am happy!
Also:
Banana Laffy Taffy.
Original Big League Chew.
Junior Mints.
Gummi Life Savers.
Bubbaloo gum.
Lemon Heads.

Pics?

Yes, pics before it's all gone.

 

[RedRooster]

One of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields, and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas... eh, make it two.

 

[GoodRevrnd]

It MUST be a blue raspberry Slurpee though.

ya no it goes 1/3 coke, 1/3 cherry, 1/3 coke. in that order.

 

[Matthiasa]

Alcohol and stuff to use after getting drunk.

 

[SamurAchzar]

One of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields, and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas... eh, make it two.

What are we celebrating?

 

[Matthiasa]

I think that's for his celebration once arrested for using the fireworks.

 

[SlitheryDee]

 

[Newbian]

What are we celebrating?

It's a sunday night.. .what else do you need? 😛

 

[IronWing]

Half and Half and bring it over here. I just got back from the store empty handed as they were out of half and half.