Going gambling in Lake Charles tomorrow and bringing my system with me...

[SaltyNuts]

Going to do this system at the roulette or craps table. I've been playing it for fun on a just-for-fun casino thing on my PC. Have made a TON (fictionally, but playing by real rules). I expect to pretty much play all night tomorrow, and come back several thousand up. I'll let yall how much I win!

https://www.casinotop10.net/labouchere-betting-system

 

[lxskllr]

Yup, I expect you'll go home with thousands. Casinos are the open charity people don't know about. They're like big fancy boxes that dispense money and free drinks. I don't like posting about it on open forums. Killing the goose and all that. If everyone knew, I don't think they could sustain operation.

 

[IronWing]

22

 

[ElFenix]

saltynuts is back!

get the special at darrell's

 

[SaltyNuts]

Yup, I expect you'll go home with thousands. Casinos are the open charity people don't know about. They're like big fancy boxes that dispense money and free drinks. I don't like posting about it on open forums. Killing the goose and all that. If everyone knew, I don't think they could sustain operation.

I sense your sarcasm, but I sincerely doubt anyone has used this system and stuck by it for a long time. It is a SLOW way to make money. You have to grind. But grinding is what I do best. And I'd trust my personal experience over some sarcastic cool guy on the internet, no offence.

 

[SaltyNuts]

saltynuts is back!

get the special at darrell's

Yes sir Elfenix!

What to get at darrell's if I can talk him into going? Its unlikely however, he LOVES eating at the Landry's in Golden Nugget lol.

 

[ElFenix]

Yes sir Elfenix!

What to get at darrell's if I can talk him into going? Its unlikely however, he LOVES eating at the Landry's in Golden Nugget lol.

the only thing on the menu is po-boys and the best of them is the special. but there's shrimp, surf n' turf, etc., available.

large special with 2 miller lites is my order.

 

[Paladin3]

Going to do this system at the roulette or craps table. I've been playing it for fun on a just-for-fun casino thing on my PC. Have made a TON (fictionally, but playing by real rules). I expect to pretty much play all night tomorrow, and come back several thousand up. I'll let yall how much I win!

https://www.casinotop10.net/labouchere-betting-system

Did you see the very next video that comes up after you watch your link? It explains why the Labouchere or Martingale system is B.S. Good luck. Let us know how you do.

 

[SaltyNuts]

Did you see the very next video that comes up after you watch your link? It explains why the Labouchere or Martingale system is B.S. Good luck. Let us know how you do.

Oh, I know in the long, long run the systems will go bust. But there is this concept in statistics whereby if an event probability is significantly small you can properly ignore it. For example, assume we have a billion sided dice. If we roll any number than a billion, you pay me $1. If we roll a billion, I owe you $2 billion. While, if you take that to infinity, I would lose, we are NOT playing to infinity. We are playing for a few hours, or a few days. I'm going to take that bet all day every day. Maybe someone down the line will get stuck with a roll of a billion, but the chances of ME getting stuck with it are so slim I'm going to ignore it.

Like I said, I've tested this over MONTHS at home. Never has it failed me. Now its just time to go collect some $$$.

 

[SaltyNuts]

the only thing on the menu is po-boys and the best of them is the special. but there's shrimp, surf n' turf, etc., available.

large special with 2 miller lites is my order.

Got it, thanks! 2 miller lites is right up my alley. If we by any chance go there will let you know what we thought of it! Thanks!

 

[BudAshes]

Oh, I know in the long, long run the systems will go bust. But there is this concept in statistics whereby if an event probability is significantly small you can properly ignore it. For example, assume we have a billion sided dice. If we roll any number than a billion, you pay me $1. If we roll a billion, I owe you $2 billion. While, if you take that to infinity, I would lose, we are NOT playing to infinity. We are playing for a few hours, or a few days. I'm going to take that bet all day every day. Maybe someone down the line will get stuck with a roll of a billion, but the chances of ME getting stuck with it are so slim I'm going to ignore it.

Like I said, I've tested this over MONTHS at home. Never has it failed me. Now its just time to go collect some $$$.

Well the problem you are going to have at real tables are the table limits and table minimums.

 

[IronWing]

There is a system to winning at a casino:

Spoiler

Own the casino.

 

[ctbaars]

I know. You start at the minimum bet and you double your following bet each time you lose. And once you win, you go back down to the minimum bet.

 

[ctbaars]

There is a system to winning at a casino:

Spoiler

Own the casino.

Spoiler

Casino (sin) stock for us poorer folk.

 

[ctbaars]

Sorry about the double post, that's a board no-no

 

[ctbaars]

oh man, that's triple!
Edit: Quadruple. I'm an idiot.

 

[IronWing]

Keep doubling down on your post count until you win!

 

[GearFace]

There is a system to winning at a casino:

Spoiler

Own the casino.

And don't be Donald Trump.

 

[BurnItDwn]

you'll win a few times, and then as you up the ante, your risk of ruin will eventually approach 100%.

 

[ElFenix]

I know. You start at the minimum bet and you double your following bet each time you lose. And once you win, you go back down to the minimum bet.

and that's why there's table mins and maxes.

 

[SaltyNuts]

I know. You start at the minimum bet and you double your following bet each time you lose. And once you win, you go back down to the minimum bet.

No.

 

[SaltyNuts]

Keep doubling down on your post count until you win!

So funny funny FUNNY!!!!

 

[OccamsToothbrush]

oh man, that's triple!
Edit: Quadruple. I'm an idiot.

Don't be so hard on yourself. You're nowhere near as big of an idiot as the OP is.

Oh, I know in the long, long run the systems will go bust. But there is this concept in statistics whereby if an event probability is significantly small you can properly ignore it. For example, assume we have a billion sided dice. If we roll any number than a billion, you pay me $1. If we roll a billion, I owe you $2 billion. While, if you take that to infinity, I would lose, we are NOT playing to infinity. We are playing for a few hours, or a few days. I'm going to take that bet all day every day. Maybe someone down the line will get stuck with a roll of a billion, but the chances of ME getting stuck with it are so slim I'm going to ignore it.

Like I said, I've tested this over MONTHS at home. Never has it failed me. Now its just time to go collect some $$$.

You are a mondo idiot. Make that a quadruple mondo idiot.

Tell a casino about your little billion-sided die scheme. Wire them a $2 billion check to place into your account and tell them that you're going to play a game that will bankrupt them one dollar at a time. They'll send their private jet to pick you up and give you the nicest suite in the place.

The problem with this system, and any sort of debt multiplier is that your wins are tiny and your losses are catastrophic. If, and that's an impossible if, if you have all the money on Earth and a casino that also has all the money on Earth that can and will match your bet, you will eventually win. In the real world, eventually you've got $1,000,000 on the table trying to win back the $500,000 you're already lost just to get ahead your $10 original bet. If you have enough money to do that, you're not playing a silly system taking such huge risks for tiny returns.

You can tell a lot about a persons intelligence when you see how they view a betting "system". An idiot will say "this can't lose" about the very same system that makes an intelligent person that understands math say "this can't possibly win".

 

[SaltyNuts]

Don't be so hard on yourself. You're nowhere near as big of an idiot as the OP is.




You are a mondo idiot. Make that a quadruple mondo idiot.

Tell a casino about your little billion-sided die scheme. Wire them a $2 billion check to place into your account and tell them that you're going to play a game that will bankrupt them one dollar at a time. They'll send their private jet to pick you up and give you the nicest suite in the place.

The problem with this system, and any sort of debt multiplier is that your wins are tiny and your losses are catastrophic. If, and that's an impossible if, if you have all the money on Earth and a casino that also has all the money on Earth that can and will match your bet, you will eventually win. In the real world, eventually you've got $1,000,000 on the table trying to win back the $500,000 you're already lost just to get ahead your $10 original bet. If you have enough money to do that, you're not playing a silly system taking such huge risks for tiny returns.

You can tell a lot about a persons intelligence when you see how they view a betting "system". An idiot will say "this can't lose" about the very same system that makes an intelligent person that understands math say "this can't possibly win".

Ah, another trash talking dipshit moron. I explained, scientifically, why I am going to come home from this trip a winner (at least on this game, using this system - I will gamble on other things NOT using this system, and will probably lose, but on this system I absolutely will not). You simply fail to understand basic statistics. Hell, if I can figure out how to post pics from my phone in the very short term (never done it, and LITERALLY about to leave to go print some $$$) I might even show your loser self my winnings in real time lolol.

 

[IronWing]

You’ve already simulated winning, why bother taking it further?