Going clubbing for the 1st time....any tips?

[Cooljt1]

just going to an 18 year old and up one since i am not 21. any of you guys have tips? what do i need to wear, etc

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: Cooljt1
just going to an 18 year old and up one since i am not 21. any of you guys have tips? what do i need to wear, etc

I'd suggest wearing clothes.

 

[notfred]

Tip 1) Don't be afraid to talk to/dance with girls.

That's more important than what you wear.

 

[Jhill]

The big seals might fight back so look for the little ones.

 

[Balt]

Bring some tums. Those damn things give me heartburn.

 

[Trygve]

Dress warmly. If you wear white, it'll probably make it easier to sneak up on the seals.

 

[imported_Tomato]

Wear something comfortable. Beater, shirt (those simple button-downs from Express for Men work great), slacks and comfy shoes.

My advice? DANCE and have fun.

 

[StageLeft]

This is going to be the greatest most memorable night of your life! I remember when I went the first time. Wow, what a surprise it was! What a treat! I was never going to be the same!!!!

 

[fs5]

grope the girls and try to freak them as much as possible... they love that.

 

[Fingolfin269]

Do push-ups before you go. That way you'll look bigger.

ERrrr

 

[Nanotech]

Don't be overly concerned about anything (girls, attire, ect.) just be yourself, observe, and have fun.

 

[sonambulo]

get really drunk, spill a few beers on the dancefloor, and start as many fights as you can

it doesnt matter if you win

 

[vivy310]

Do you know how to dance?
Well, most guys dont know how to dance at clubs, but they know how to get behind a girl and dry hump her. My advice is...dont be one of those guys

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: vivy310
Do you know how to dance?
Well, most guys dont know how to dance at clubs, but they know how to get behind a girl and dry hump her. My advice is...dont be one of those guys

MrsSkoorb fell for it.

 

[FuZoR]

go up chick and smack at the ass!
do this until a girl starts grinding you hahaha.

 

[TheBDB]

Don't be afraid to dance with random girls but if they aren't digging you take the hint.

 

[Cooljt1]

so i am gonna have some issues if i cant dance huh

 

[lancestorm]

Wear a shirt with the collar up, like those Yale boys...

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: Cooljt1
so i am gonna have some issues if i cant dance huh

99% of the people there won't be able to dance.

They think they can, but they actually suck.

 

[lancestorm]

Originally posted by: Cooljt1
so i am gonna have some issues if i cant dance huh

Quick! Run to Best Buy and get Dance Dance for PS/Xbox and practice!

Or go for a hottie that has had a few to drink so she won't even remember how crappy of a dancer you were. I can't dance, but just move my feet to and fro to the beat and use my hand in the air as my dance maneuver, lol. Seems to work out just fine.

 

[TheBDB]

Originally posted by: Cooljt1
so i am gonna have some issues if i cant dance huh

I didn't have fun at clubs until I could dance aka I was drunk.

 

[GasX]

wear some warm boots and make sure your club has the proper heft. Your fellow clubbers will not respect you if it takes more than 6 or 7 swings to finish off a seal

 

[Cooljt1]

Originally posted by: TheBDB

Originally posted by: Cooljt1
so i am gonna have some issues if i cant dance huh

I didn't have fun at clubs until I could dance aka I was drunk.

yeah....well it would be nice if i was able to but there isnt gonna be any drinking at this club

 

[lancestorm]

Originally posted by: Cooljt1

Originally posted by: TheBDB

Originally posted by: Cooljt1
so i am gonna have some issues if i cant dance huh

I didn't have fun at clubs until I could dance aka I was drunk.

yeah....well it would be nice if i was able to but there isnt gonna be any drinking at this club

You shouldn't be drinking anyway, you are 18.

 

[CaseTragedy]

Originally posted by: Cooljt1

Originally posted by: TheBDB

Originally posted by: Cooljt1
so i am gonna have some issues if i cant dance huh

I didn't have fun at clubs until I could dance aka I was drunk.

yeah....well it would be nice if i was able to but there isnt gonna be any drinking at this club

can't dance can't drink?
i recommend pre-partying.