Ok. Apparently I got the attention of someone who knows a hell of a lot more than I do.
A broker in the industry whose brother engineers power supplies dropped me an email and basically told me, "I saw your rig. You look like you're having fun, but you're going about this all wrong. Do you want to go about it right? Call me."
So I did.
He told me that I need to evenly load the rails in order to get an accurate reading.
So do I do what Zepper suggested from a Zippy manual? Make sure the 3.3V and 5V are 10% of the 12V?
To test basic voltage stability, yes. But it's still not completely accurate because you have some power supplies that regulate more to the 12V than the 5V and visa versa. Too many variables come into play to just throw a solid number like "10" out there. At best, It's a good starting point. It's a good test for "is this power supply defective?" But not good to test if it's a decent unit.
For example, let's say you have a PSU that can do 34A on the 12V. That's 408 watts. That would mean you'd put only an 8A load on the 5V if you were to fully load the 12V. So now you're putting a "real world" load on the 5V and an unrealistic load on the 12V. The 12V may or may not go out of spec. The same is true the other way around. Say you have a PSU that only does 20A on the 12V and does 38A on the 5V. You load up the 12V to 240W and load up the 5V to 4.8A! Now your 12V is WAY out of spec because the power supply is obviously engineered to move most of it's power on the 5V rail!
So light bulbs are out. Too difficult and expensive to properly regulate.
I took a couple days off from work and drove up to his office where he showed me an actual PSU testing machine (
SunMoon SM-268) and we did a series of tests on some different power supplies.
He had told me that the only "good" PSU test online was the one that Tom's hardware just did. But I was feeling a bit let down about that opinion because they only "benchmarked" efficiency at different loads, gave an aesthetic overview of the PSU and then concluded "none of them blew up." How is that a good review?
He told me that if you actually know how to use the test equipment and what a good "balanced" number for a power supply's given specs is, you can load a PSU up to 100% load for eight hours and not have a single problem. Tom's review was only trying to be "fair and balanced." Nobody isn't going to load a power supply to 100% load for any prolonged period of time. And all of the power supplies tested, ANY power supply that is UL listed, is GOING TO live up to it's label.
So what aspects of a power supply do you test? Features and efficiency.
So he's saying to buy a power supply based on features and the specs on the
label and if efficiency is important, look at that as well?
Hmm.... Not good enough for me. I like blowing stuff up.
I sketched up three hypothetical systems. One with a high 5V (like a Socket A CPU on a motherboard without 12V CPU regulation, like a Biostar M7NCD Ultra 400, a couple hard drives, a couple optical drives, some USB devices, a few fans, etc.) and calculated a hypothetical full load. I then did the same for a similar system that regulates CPU voltage off of the 12V rail and then a super machine that smacked down on the 12V rail because of a Prescott and SLI, or an AMD64 with SLI and a four drive RAID array.
I showed off my numbers and got the nod that this would be a good idea because it would test full loads distributed correctly across the rails. If a power supply blew up, it wouldn't be because it was a crappy power supply, but because it was not the correct power supply for the application if worst case scenario, maximum load was every required.
We tried to knock a few tests out.... We did an OCZ, an Enermax, a PCP&C, Antec and Ultra X-Connect and X-Finity before we ran out of time (it was getting late and I had to get home so I could go to work in the morning.)
Much like THG's review, all of the aforementioned power supplies handled the full loads I hit them with as per their label... AND THEN SOME. Some characteristics are worth noting and that's what I'm doing here. ALL of these power supplies are VERY GOOD despite smell, heat and small puff of smoke.

NONE of these power supplies should be frowned upon because in the end, they were ALL run OVER label specs, and like I said, none blew up.
Test rigs:
(Basic description, 12V/5V/3.3V. I won't get into exact specs because this post is already long enough.)
Socket A w/ 5V regulation, AGP, two HDD, 10A/30A/3A
Prescott, AGP, two HDD, 20A/20A/3A
Prescott w/ SLI and two HDD or A64 w/ SLI and four HDD, 30A/20A/3A
The OCZ ran well, but started getting really hot. At the heavy 12V load and heavy 5V load, the wattage meters on both the SunMoon and our AC Outlet analyzer started bouncing all over the place. He told me that was a sign of instability. The rails were within spec. Again, not a knock on the PSU. I don't see anyone putting a 30A load on the 12V rail or a 30A load on the 5V rail for such a prolonged period.
The Enermax was very stable. But it almost got hotter than any of the other power supplies (second to the Antec) and the whole office started to smell like burnt electronics.

Despite this, it really did keep on trucking under load and the rails didn't deviate from spec. Only every once in a while would we see some instability and that was only while the 12V was up at 30A.
The PCP&C sat there like I didn't have a load on it.

Seriously. The rails never fluctuated and it never got hot. I actually laughed out loud. Even though the power supply was 510W, it was doing 600W easy and the 12V was at 12, the 5V was at 5, etc. Too bad the power supply costs $225!
With the heavy 12V load (yes, the tester can do dual rails,) the Antec got really hot, but never smoked or stunk. When I say hot... I mean REALLY hot. There was hot air coming out of the back and when I picked up the PSU, the bottom of the PSU where the PCB is bolted was almost difficult to touch. Despite this, the rails were fairly stable. Too bad those cables are so fugly.

At the heavy 5V load, the PSU was really stable, but then again the PSU has an unrealistically high 38A capability on the 5V rail. Why would you need that much juice on the 5V? I wish they would have put more on the 12V where we need it for today's PC's.
The X-Connect was the most stable on the heavy 12V, but had the biggest +/- going from idle to full load. Always within spec, though. The 5V test sent the 12V into a serious dip, but the Ultra is engineered with a high 12V for Prescotts and SLI, so that didn't surprise me. There was a slight smell, but not as bad as the Enermax. When we shut the machine off, I did so suddenly after the full load. I guess I learned that I need to gradually let the PSU down because the sudden stop of the fan caused a sudden concentration of heat, which resulted in a small puff of smoke. Now I can see why Raidmax's ECASO (Enhanced Cooling After System Off, where the fans spin for three minutes after power off is so important.

After the PSU cooled back down, I fired it back up and it seemed to be OK.
The X-Finity 600W acted like a buffalo being beaten by a pine needle. Not as stable as the PCP&C, but only dropped from 12.1 to 11.72 going from 0 to 30A on the 12V rail. Being that we were only hitting it with a 477W load, I looked at my new friend and asked if it was OK if I tried to blow up the PSU. He nodded and with the 12V already at 30A, I started taking the 5V up from 20A. I don't remember exactly where the amperage was at for the 5V, but I remember seeing 700W on the load tester and just over 900W at the AC outlet when the lights went out in the office. I guess between the PSU and all of the other test equipment on the same outlet, we pushed the wiring in the building beyond IT'S capability and the breaker tripped.

My friend then told me that that was to be expected because the X-Finity 600W is essentially two 400 or 450W power supplies mounted on top of each other and then "underclocked" to a total 600W so it didn't get too hot. Nice.
Anyhoo.... We ran out of time and I was going to leave. My friend unplugged all of the test equipment and asked if I wanted him to help me put the stuff in my car. HUH?!?!
He said back in Taiwan, they have racks loaded with these so they could test several units at a time. He could lend me one unit as long as I reported to him with any findings, problems, etc. So now I'm back at work with a SM-268 in a cardboard box sitting in my trunk. I will have to take the family to the fair on Saturday, but come Sunday I'll be hooking all of this stuff up and will continue testing power supplies.
If anyone has any questions or wants me to try anything, please ask! And Anand... if you want to do a PSU shoot out, let me know!
