Goin for my first massage tomm morning.....

aphex

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Hope they don't mind a little hairy back :) :)
 

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Originally posted by: Buck Armstrong
Homo.

Since when is getting rubbed down by a lady a homosexual thing to do?
 

MichaelD

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If I could afford a massage every week, I'd not hesitate for a second.

If you've never had a professional massage before, you may be a little surprised that part of it may hurt a little. This will be when really get into the deep tissue stuff and loosening up your ligaments.

After the initial discomfort though, you will be SO relaxed. :heart: :music: :wine: :gift:

Good stuff, man. Good stuff.

You will find that for the next couple of days you'll be thinking much more clearly and you won't be so "fuzzy" during the day. At least that's how it works for me.

I'm a big believer in things like Chiropractic care, massage therapy, etc.

Enjoy...I'm jealous. :)
 

Conky

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Originally posted by: aphex
Originally posted by: Buck Armstrong
Homo.

Since when is getting rubbed down by a lady a homosexual thing to do?

Don't listen to idiots. I'd get a rubdown from a masseuse ever day if I could afford the expense. :) Enjoy it! :thumbsup:

 

Buck Armstrong

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Originally posted by: aphex
Originally posted by: Buck Armstrong
Homo.

Since when is getting rubbed down by a lady a homosexual thing to do?

Sorry, I'm drunk. Just kidding. See previous post.

When its over, you'll wonder how you ever lived without it.
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: Buck Armstrong
Originally posted by: aphex
Originally posted by: Buck Armstrong
Homo.

Since when is getting rubbed down by a lady a homosexual thing to do?

Sorry, I'm drunk. Just kidding. See previous post.

When its over, you'll wonder how you ever lived without it.
nice backtracking :p

 

Buck Armstrong

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Buck Armstrong
Originally posted by: aphex
Originally posted by: Buck Armstrong
Homo.

Since when is getting rubbed down by a lady a homosexual thing to do?

Sorry, I'm drunk. Just kidding. See previous post.

When its over, you'll wonder how you ever lived without it.
nice backtracking :p

Don't act like you didn't like it, baby. I gave you the best rub-down you'll ever get, and you still dream about it.

Seriously, am I the only drunken bastard here on St. Paddy's Day?

 

aphex

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That....... was........ awesome.......

I am officially a lump of goo now, im gonna go lay down....
 

aphex

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: aphex
That....... was........ awesome.......

I am officially a lump of goo now, im gonna go lay down....
so.... it didn't cause an erection?

Nope, i kept Pedro asleep.

Man, some parts of that can be painful, but overall it was excellent.
 

Fritzo

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I had one, and now get one once a month. Gooooood stuff :D

My biggest fear was the unconcious errection problem guys have, but it never happened.