goddamn i'm never telling another geek that i'm into computers....

[theNEOone]

now i have 2 totally annoying uber geeks trying to talk to me about the networking problems they have at work and how stupid all the workers are because they call the monitor the cpu....blah blah blah blah - i don't fvcking care!!!!!! get the hell away from me.

 

Always deny all knowledge.

 

[conjur]

Awww...you have a fan club!

 

[iamme]

geez, sorry 🙁

*hides pocket protector*

😉

 

[Soybomb]

Call your monitor a cpu and the problem will resolve itself.

 

[isasir]

Yup, just pretend you don't know what they're talking about, so then they'll think they're cool and laugh behind your back cuz you think you're knowledgeable about computers.

 

[CrazyPerson]

you mean to tell me the monitor is not call the cpu

 

[illusion88]

MY sisters call the monitor the hard drive.

 

[pulse8]

Originally posted by: SammySon
Always deny all knowledge.

Exactly.

Don't let anyone know you know anything about computers unless it helps you financially or to get laid. You really only have to worry about one of those, though.

If you let them know how much you know, you'll be doing their grunt computer work forever.

 

[NoReMoRsE]

Com...pu...ter?? That word isn't in my dictionary, you little ragamuffin.

 

[Shockwave]

Originally posted by: pulse8

Originally posted by: SammySon
Always deny all knowledge.

Exactly.

Don't let anyone know you know anything about computers unless it helps you financially or to get laid. You really only have to worry about one of those, though.

If you let them know how much you know, you'll be doing their grunt computer work forever.

HAHAHAHAH! "You really only need to worry about one of those"
LOL! Good stuff!

Wait....err....So...If the monitor ISNT the CPU....Then what is?!

 

[Crappopotamus]

real geeks suck. you gotta go all stealthy about it. go below the geek radar. and only talk to them on the internet 😀

 

[zippy]

Originally posted by: Crappopotamus
real geeks suck. you gotta go all stealthy about it. go below the geek radar. and only talk to them on the internet 😀

 

[MeanMeosh]

<points to the monitor> isn't that the computer????

 

[wfbberzerker]

Originally posted by: SammySon
Always deny all knowledge.

that's my mantra.

 

[chiwawa626]

Originally posted by: SammySon
Always deny all knowledge.

 

[everman]

I know nothing!
nothing!

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Lol, thats crazy. It sucks especially when the person you're talking to is a complete idiot trying to brag about his new system with a 20GB 5400RPM drive and you have no clue what to say. Sometimes its best to keep my mouth shut but I have a big mouth when it comes to computers, but many times they won't listen because they think they're right.

Anyway, be very careful when telling a geek you're into computers. Its really painful when they no next to nothing and try to carry on an intelligent discussion with you... *sigh*

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: Soybomb
Call your monitor a cpu and the problem will resolve itself.

Why the hell would you have a monitor on a computer? Whats the point... I mean its not like we wouldn't be able to browse ATOT or something.... 😉

 

[jagr10]

Ask them if you should upgrade your 486. That will make them move further away.

 

[narzy]

Originally posted by: MeanMeosh
<points to the monitor> isn't that the computer????

you have a mac? AHAHAAHHAHAHAH!

 

[simms]

Originally posted by: narzy

Originally posted by: MeanMeosh
<points to the monitor> isn't that the computer????

you have a mac? AHAHAAHHAHAHAH!

wait, I think it's me! I have the plague 😛

 

[TallBill]

thats ok.. my mom thinks that the case/computer is the hard drive..

 

[Xenon14]

Surely you can see the inherent irony in pathetically ranting about 'pathetic' geeks, to geeks?

Evidently, not.