God

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man
living in the sky who watches everything you do every minute of every
day. And the invisible man has a special list of 10 things he does not
want you to do. And if you do *any* of these 10 things, he has a
special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and
anguish where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke
and scream and cry forever and ever til the end of time...but he loves
you.

:laugh:

Edit: Just for the record, I posted this just to see reactions, no other reason, these are not my feelings/thoughts on the issue.

 

[FreshFish]

hehe, nice

 

[Raiden256]

/me pulls up a chair

 

[Goosemaster]

He is watching you..

 

[everman]

*space reserved for hot dogs and marshmallows*

 

[Mo0o]

Wow, lifer startin' up the bbq. There's a first time for everything

 

[ArmenK]

OMGTEHGEORGECARLIN

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Some people believe being Gay is genetic too.

Go figure.

*more popcorn*

 

[Banana]

Humans need god to justify their miserable existenz

<--F'in miserable, but no god for me

 

[Malak]

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man
living in the sky who watches everything you do every minute of every
day. And the invisible man has a special list of 10 things he does not
want you to do. And if you do *any* of these 10 things, he has a
special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and
anguish where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke
and scream and cry forever and ever til the end of time...but he loves
you.

:laugh:

"Religion" is not centered around any single belief. Anything from atheism to zoroastrianism is a religion, and not all of them believe in an invisible man. Actually, I don't know of any that do.

 

[cirthix]

i got the burgers

 

[Kadarin]

The only difference between a religion and a cult is the number of followers. They are all equally meaningless.

 

[Gurck]

Carlin rules :thumbsup:

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Can we do black people now?

Seems like a great insult night!

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

By the way, I'm Hindu!

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
By the way, I'm Hindu!

Sorry, but I don't know any Hindu jokes. I'll have to think on that one

 

[BudAshes]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
The only difference between a religion and a cult is the number of followers. They are all equally meaningless.

Yeah and any horrible thing any cult has ever done has been done a 1000 times worse by one of the established religions.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Two Hindus walk into a restaurant and order an hamburger...

 

[So]

:laugh:

Too true.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

An athiest sneezes, and everyone looks around in embarrased silence not knowing what to say...

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: Hayabusa Rider

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
By the way, I'm Hindu!

Sorry, but I don't know any Hindu jokes. I'll have to think on that one

HINDU CAPITALISM
You have two cows. You worship them.

Um, best I can do.

 

[Gurck]

A Buddhist monk goes up to a hotdog vendor and says "Make me one with everything"

 

[Malak]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
The only difference between a religion and a cult is the number of followers. They are all equally meaningless.

So sayeth the cultist, and it was.

 

[Baked]

Yes my child, I'm listening.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it and one to check for animal products.