God solves Middle East problem

shiner

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"The Lord thy God has warned you and warned you, but you have, in your hatred and selfishness, chosen to turn away from Him," read a press statement from God, delivered by seraphim and cherubim acting as His earthly agents

"Yahweh, or Allah, depending on what name you choose to call Him, has finally brought to bear upon this place a direct route to peace," said former president Jimmy Carter, who in 1978 brokered the Camp David Accords, one of the region's many short-lived peace agreements.
 

shiner

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<< id like to see Allah in action >>


Actually I don't think any of us would want to see an angry God in action.
 

gopunk

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<< id like to see Allah in action >>


Actually I don't think any of us would want to see an angry God in action.
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meh. i think could take him.

<-- now going to hell