god joke

[CasioTech]

A man was praying and asked, "God, how long is a million years to you?"

God replied, "Oh, about a second."

Then the man asked, "God, how much is a million dollars to you?"

God replied, "About a penny."

So the man then asked, "Well God, may I have a penny?"

And God said, "Sure, just a second

 

[BlueWeasel]

Oldsmoboat's Law clearly applies in this case.

 

[Kadarin]

That joke is (A) not funny, and (B) older than Keith Richards.

 

[CasioTech]

hahahahaha

 

[cHeeZeFacTory]

gave me a chuckle

 

[DaShen]

It is a cute joke. 😉
7.5/10

 

[sonz70]

That sh1t right there is older than prostituion

 

[CasioTech]

Originally posted by: sonz70
That sh1t right there is older than prostituion

Not as old as you. Old fart.

 

[jEct2]

Originally posted by: DaShen
It is a cute joke. 😉
7.5/10

 

[sonz70]

Originally posted by: CasioTech

Originally posted by: sonz70
That sh1t right there is older than prostituion

Not as old as you. Old fart.

I'm 20 😕

 

[CasioTech]

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: CasioTech

Originally posted by: sonz70
That sh1t right there is older than prostituion

Not as old as you. Old fart.

I'm 20 😕

than how would you know how old that joke is?




edit: shut up little boy.

 

[sonz70]

Originally posted by: CasioTech

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: CasioTech

Originally posted by: sonz70
That sh1t right there is older than prostituion

Not as old as you. Old fart.

I'm 20 😕

than how would you know how old that joke is?




edit: shut up little boy.

Lil? Wow...talk big over the internet now don't we, woot you are e-man now dog! YOU ARE THE E-MAN!!!

 

[xirtam]

The comments are clearly more entertaining than the joke.

 

[CasioTech]

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: CasioTech

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: CasioTech

Originally posted by: sonz70
That sh1t right there is older than prostituion

Not as old as you. Old fart.

I'm 20 😕

than how would you know how old that joke is?




edit: shut up little boy.

Lil? Wow...talk big over the internet now don't we, woot you are e-man now dog! YOU ARE THE E-MAN!!!

are you the 400 lb dood?

 

[CasioTech]

Originally posted by: xirtam
The comments are clearly more entertaining than the joke.

I post stuff like this from time to time to get interesting comments.

 

[sonz70]

Originally posted by: CasioTech

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: CasioTech

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: CasioTech

Originally posted by: sonz70
That sh1t right there is older than prostituion

Not as old as you. Old fart.

I'm 20 😕

than how would you know how old that joke is?




edit: shut up little boy.

Lil? Wow...talk big over the internet now don't we, woot you are e-man now dog! YOU ARE THE E-MAN!!!

are you the 400 lb dood?

nope, Im that guy with all the ladies you wish you were as you jerk off to girls posting there pics on ATOT.

 

[CasioTech]

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: CasioTech

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: CasioTech

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: CasioTech

Originally posted by: sonz70
That sh1t right there is older than prostituion

Not as old as you. Old fart.

I'm 20 😕

than how would you know how old that joke is?




edit: shut up little boy.

Lil? Wow...talk big over the internet now don't we, woot you are e-man now dog! YOU ARE THE E-MAN!!!

are you the 400 lb dood?

nope, Im that guy with all the ladies you wish you were as you jerk off to girls posting there pics on ATOT.

ahahahhhaa, you wish you could get a fraction of the hotties I get. Pics or ban of hot girls you know.

 

[simms]

Both of you n00bs shut up. Take the flames to PM.

It's a good joke. 🙂

 

[sonz70]

Originally posted by: CasioTech

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: CasioTech

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: CasioTech

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: CasioTech

Originally posted by: sonz70
That sh1t right there is older than prostituion

Not as old as you. Old fart.

I'm 20 😕

than how would you know how old that joke is?




edit: shut up little boy.

Lil? Wow...talk big over the internet now don't we, woot you are e-man now dog! YOU ARE THE E-MAN!!!

are you the 400 lb dood?

nope, Im that guy with all the ladies you wish you were as you jerk off to girls posting there pics on ATOT.

ahahahhhaa, you wish you could get a fraction of the hotties I get. Pics or ban of hot girls you know.

Your two dogs and the female gerbile you use do not count as hoties, sorry

 

[CasioTech]

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: CasioTech

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: CasioTech

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: CasioTech

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: CasioTech

Originally posted by: sonz70
That sh1t right there is older than prostituion

Not as old as you. Old fart.

I'm 20 😕

than how would you know how old that joke is?




edit: shut up little boy.

Lil? Wow...talk big over the internet now don't we, woot you are e-man now dog! YOU ARE THE E-MAN!!!

are you the 400 lb dood?

nope, Im that guy with all the ladies you wish you were as you jerk off to girls posting there pics on ATOT.

ahahahhhaa, you wish you could get a fraction of the hotties I get. Pics or ban of hot girls you know.

Your two dogs and the female gerbile you use do not count as hoties, sorry

myspace me and see my g/f. http://myspace.com/danielcasio




your turn. Oh, no pics? Figures.

 

[yankeesfan]

Originally posted by: CasioTech

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: CasioTech

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: CasioTech

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: CasioTech

Originally posted by: sonz70
That sh1t right there is older than prostituion

Not as old as you. Old fart.

I'm 20 😕

than how would you know how old that joke is?




edit: shut up little boy.

Lil? Wow...talk big over the internet now don't we, woot you are e-man now dog! YOU ARE THE E-MAN!!!

are you the 400 lb dood?

nope, Im that guy with all the ladies you wish you were as you jerk off to girls posting there pics on ATOT.

ahahahhhaa, you wish you could get a fraction of the hotties I get. Pics or ban of hot girls you know.

I find it ironic that sonz mentioned prostitution. Sonz is a real life prostitute. No joke.

 

[MrWizzard]

sonz70 grow up

Good joke I liked it.

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Originally posted by: simms
Both of you n00bs shut up. Take the flames to PM.

It's a good joke. 🙂

qft

and casio, you usually jump on people for posting old stuff, so serves you right. 😛

 

[remagavon]

Originally posted by: CasioTech

Originally posted by: xirtam
The comments are clearly more entertaining than the joke.

I post stuff like this from time to time to get interesting comments.

Nice try.

 

[sonz70]

Originally posted by: yankeesfan

Originally posted by: CasioTech

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: CasioTech

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: CasioTech

Originally posted by: sonz70

Originally posted by: CasioTech

Originally posted by: sonz70
That sh1t right there is older than prostituion

Not as old as you. Old fart.

I'm 20 😕

than how would you know how old that joke is?




edit: shut up little boy.

Lil? Wow...talk big over the internet now don't we, woot you are e-man now dog! YOU ARE THE E-MAN!!!

are you the 400 lb dood?

nope, Im that guy with all the ladies you wish you were as you jerk off to girls posting there pics on ATOT.

ahahahhhaa, you wish you could get a fraction of the hotties I get. Pics or ban of hot girls you know.

I find it ironic that sonz mentioned prostitution. Sonz is a real life prostitute. No joke.

So because of that I can't mention prostitution? 😕