God - I'm calling you out...

[Londo_Jowo]

God loves NASCAR? I picked him for more of a surfer fan.

God loves Nascar fans . He doesn't think too much of liberals, progressives, communists, or any of the other godless folks..........:hmm:

 

[Macamus Prime]

God just sent me a text message. He told me He thinks you suck and can't wait to see you tortured in hell.

Also, He has been banging your mom for the longest time. He says she is really dirty and sometimes, He is totally grossed out by some of the shit she wants to do in bed.

 

[sportage]

OMG... My cat is missing... Rapture????

 

[UberNeuman]

He says she is really dirty and sometimes, He is totally grossed out by some of the shit she wants to do in bed.

That's how they broke the news to Joesph...

and here's a handy guide to the Rapture

http://peasandcougars.wordpress.com/2011/05/19/will-you-be-raptured-flowchart/

\l'll save you a seat on the bus, Macamus Prime:biggrin:

 

[WelshBloke]

And to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented five months: and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he striketh a man. Revelation 9:5

...

Do scorpions suffer much when they sting people? Is it that they feel guilty?

 

[cganesh75]

who else is still here?

 

[UberNeuman]

Do scorpions suffer much when they sting people? Is it that they feel guilty?

The only guilt they have is rocking you like a hurricane....

 

[wuliheron]

Do scorpions suffer much when they sting people? Is it that they feel guilty?

They enjoy it at first, then look for someone to have sex with, then smoke a cigarette afterwards, and only then does the guilt hit them. Some are devastated, while others just shrug it off.

 

[Nemesis 1]

End of the world on May 21? Ten days before my birthday? At least let me get that last one in before you shut down the show...

So, God, if you're out there - give me a sign that I can offer to the rest of the heathens...

\God, I'm on Facebook and AIM should you care to drop this message...

Believe it or not your about to meet the angels the messengers of this god . Oh ya there coming and will meet them face to face flesh to flesh.

If your trying to talk to the One True God good luck with that . Why would he even bother with a planet of apes who make bombs rather than feed the starving . Many people have seen UFO.s yet there has been no attack by them on earth apes. We are getting really close to reaching out to the stars If I was them watching us. NO way in hell do I let earth apes off their poisoned planet now or ever. This is the war that is coming. We lose!

 

[JSt0rm]

Believe it or not your about to meet the angels the messengers of this god . Oh ya there coming and will meet them face to face flesh to flesh.

If your trying to talk to the One True God good luck with that . Why would he even bother with a planet of apes who make bombs rather than feed the starving . Many people have seen UFO.s yet there has been no attack by them on earth apes. We are getting really close to reaching out to the stars If I was them watching us. NO way in hell do I let earth apes off their poisoned planet now or ever. This is the war that is coming. We lose!

:hmm:

 

[Zebo]

Believe it or not your about to meet the angels the messengers of this god . Oh ya there coming and will meet them face to face flesh to flesh.

If your trying to talk to the One True God good luck with that . Why would he even bother with a planet of apes who make bombs rather than feed the starving . Many people have seen UFO.s yet there has been no attack by them on earth apes. We are getting really close to reaching out to the stars If I was them watching us. NO way in hell do I let earth apes off their poisoned planet now or ever. This is the war that is coming. We lose!

You're still crazy but this a pretty good stuff.

 

[Steeplerot]

Too bad christers. You can't escape teh dreaded gay agenda that easy!

Post rapture ownage http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9KlMWzKj4s

We at your friendly local underlying world communist conspiracy sent Zombie Lenin to crush your sky hippie. Rapture plan fail.

Not even comrade beck can save you now! *strokes sinister goatee*

 

[JS80]

Has anyone ever really even looked in to how exactly camping came up with May 21 based on what in the Bible??

 

[UberNeuman]

Has anyone ever really even looked in to how exactly camping came up with May 21 based on what in the Bible??

http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/

To long to be worth to posting the text - just read the link if you care to....

 

[JSt0rm]

Has anyone ever really even looked in to how exactly camping came up with May 21 based on what in the Bible??

Id rather eat a sandwich and take a dump then think about how that retard came up with anything.

 

[sportage]

Has anyone ever really even looked in to how exactly camping came up with May 21 based on what in the Bible??

Yes. You start with the love of money. Then figure in dumb people will believe anything. Then add in the people that believe everything they read on the internet must be fact. Divide by six and there you are.

FYI... If you are one of Harold's flock, I'd stay home from church today and lock your doors.
And if you do see Harold, don't eat or drink anything he offers you. And make sure you can see both his hands at all times. Or better yet... JUST RUN!!!

 

[dennilfloss]

Two little kids got their throat slit by their mother because of this Camping asshole and his false rapture. :/

http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/ne...ill-kids-before-the-tribulation,-deputies-say