God - I'm calling you out...

UberNeuman

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End of the world on May 21? Ten days before my birthday? At least let me get that last one in before you shut down the show...

So, God, if you're out there - give me a sign that I can offer to the rest of the heathens...

\God, I'm on Facebook and AIM should you care to drop this message...
 
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End of the world on May 21? Ten days before my birthday? At least let me get that last one in before you shut down the show...

So, God, if you're out there - give me a sign that I can offer to the rest of the heathens...

\God, I'm on Facebook and AIM should you care to drop this message...

Ahh don't worry. Saturday is only judgment day. The end of the world won't be until October. Happy birthday.
 

Lemon law

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Oh cheer up UberNeuman, all we have to do is last out three more days, to debunk the latest myth about the end of the world.

The downside is, there will be new new new end of the world mythology to replace it by the end of May 22. After all, surely the Myan's are right, and the end of the world will actually occur in 2012.

UberNeuman don't think you dodged a bullet when all you have done is extended your probation a wee bit. The wise already beamed up with the comet Kohtek, and with the foresight to wear brand new tennis shoes.

What is your plan?
 

ProfJohn

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You know that a call out thread will result in a ban, not a good idea when talking about god.
 

UberNeuman

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Ahh don't worry. Saturday is only judgment day. The end of the world won't be until October. Happy birthday.

And to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented five months: and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he striketh a man. Revelation 9:5

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\ah, Will Smith - the torment, the torment!
\\by the way, God - I've got a cell phone if you'd care to share...
 

DominionSeraph

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8 Listen, my son, to your father’s instruction
and do not forsake your mother’s teaching.
9 They are a garland to grace your head
and a chain to adorn your neck.
10 My son, if sinful men entice you,
do not give in to them.
11 If they say, “Come along with us;
let’s lie in wait for innocent blood,
let’s ambush some harmless soul;
12 let’s swallow them alive, like the grave,
and whole, like those who go down to the pit;
13 we will get all sorts of valuable things
and fill our houses with plunder;
14 cast lots with us;
we will all share the loot”—
15 my son, do not go along with them,
do not set foot on their paths;
16 for their feet rush into evil,
they are swift to shed blood.
17 How useless to spread a net
where every bird can see it!
18 These men lie in wait for their own blood;
they ambush only themselves!
19 Such are the paths of all who go after ill-gotten gain;
it takes away the life of those who get it.

Wisdom’s Rebuke

20 Out in the open wisdom calls aloud,
she raises her voice in the public square;
21 on top of the wall[d] she cries out,
at the city gate she makes her speech:
22 “How long will you who are simple love your simple ways?
How long will mockers delight in mockery
and fools hate knowledge?
23 Repent at my rebuke!
Then I will pour out my thoughts to you,
I will make known to you my teachings.
24 But since you refuse to listen when I call
and no one pays attention when I stretch out my hand,
25 since you disregard all my advice
and do not accept my rebuke,
26 I in turn will laugh when disaster strikes you;
I will mock when calamity overtakes you—
27 when calamity overtakes you like a storm,
when disaster sweeps over you like a whirlwind,
when distress and trouble overwhelm you.

28 “Then they will call to me but I will not answer;
they will look for me but will not find me,
29 since they hated knowledge
and did not choose to fear the LORD.
30 Since they would not accept my advice
and spurned my rebuke,
31 they will eat the fruit of their ways
and be filled with the fruit of their schemes.
32 For the waywardness of the simple will kill them,
and the complacency of fools will destroy them;
33 but whoever listens to me will live in safety
and be at ease, without fear of harm.”
 

Ozoned

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End of the world on May 21? Ten days before my birthday? At least let me get that last one in before you shut down the show...

So, God, if you're out there - give me a sign that I can offer to the rest of the heathens...

\God, I'm on Facebook and AIM should you care to drop this message...
I told God about your concerns today, and mine as well. God told me not to worry, but said that you,,,,,,,, are pretty much fucked.
 

Lemon law

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Of course the other thing obvious to say, is that UberNeuman is ignoring the advice of his brother Alfred E. Neuman who says what me worry?
 

WHAMPOM

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End of the world on May 21? Ten days before my birthday? At least let me get that last one in before you shut down the show...

So, God, if you're out there - give me a sign that I can offer to the rest of the heathens...

\God, I'm on Facebook and AIM should you care to drop this message...

Finding secret numerology messages in sacred writings is a sign of a sound mind. RRRRight!
Don't take crazy people seriously!
 

SlickSnake

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Neither politics nor news nor interesting in the least. So why is this not in OT where it belongs?
 

Zebo

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I don't believe in god and knowing this life I have is not a test drive I always lived like I could die with zero regrets. I'm prepared (as usual):p
 
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Atreus21

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End of the world on May 21? Ten days before my birthday? At least let me get that last one in before you shut down the show...

So, God, if you're out there - give me a sign that I can offer to the rest of the heathens...

\God, I'm on Facebook and AIM should you care to drop this message...

You think you got it bad? My birthday is the 22nd!
 

Atreus21

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The Bible's got a lot of great poetry that's very readable thanks to William Tyndale. Of course, Christians burned him alive for writing it.

correction: He was not burned alive. He was killed by strangulation. Then his dead body was burned.
 

cganesh75

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hmmm. should i pay my bills or not.. thats the question