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god i am a doofus when it comes to HOT women

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Originally posted by: ScrapSilicon
Originally posted by: TheGoodGuy
Originally posted by: RossMAN
Whatever happened to Vanessa or whatever her name was?
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vanessa is no longer around for the last year and 5 months.. she called me 2 weeks ago to talk to me.. and kinda tried to play my heart.. but frankly i am over her.. but she did damage me very badly and that's why i havent dated or done anything in months
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you are in bad shape 🙁
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thank you for recognising it.. i know i am in a bad shape.. i am trying to get back up but i havent been able to. Plus my previous roommate, teh fat bitch as i called her.. was emotinoally making more damage because i didnt sleep with her, or make a move when she came into my room naked.
 
Originally posted by: newnameman
PM me the pic
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PM pic to me too.


here's what you. put your arm around her. if she doesnt pull away, thats a good sign. now give her a kiss. didnt get slapped? good. now try to get your hand under her clothes. doesnt have to be in her pants yet. just under her shirt is a start. keep going further until she resists.. and if she doesnt.. SCORE!!!
 
If you got the attention of some hot chick you are doing something right.
Probably not the brightest idea to get shot when you still have a good chance!. 😀
 
Originally posted by: TheGoodGuy
Originally posted by: ScrapSilicon
Originally posted by: TheGoodGuy
Originally posted by: RossMAN
Whatever happened to Vanessa or whatever her name was?
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vanessa is no longer around for the last year and 5 months.. she called me 2 weeks ago to talk to me.. and kinda tried to play my heart.. but frankly i am over her.. but she did damage me very badly and that's why i havent dated or done anything in months
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you are in bad shape 🙁
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thank you for recognising it.. i know i am in a bad shape.. i am trying to get back up but i havent been able to. Plus my previous roommate, teh fat bitch as i called her.. was emotinoally making more damage because i didnt sleep with her, or make a move when she came into my room naked.
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naked chick big or small and you no jump ..maybe you are gay ..oh well everybody gots there own thing 😀
 
Originally posted by: TheGoodGuy
Originally posted by: RossMAN
Whatever happened to Vanessa or whatever her name was?
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vanessa is no longer around for the last year and 5 months.. she called me 2 weeks ago to talk to me.. and kinda tried to play my heart.. but frankly i am over her.. but she did damage me very badly and that's why i havent dated or done anything in months
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i've been there...
 
I worked with 3 girls in an engineering class, for an entire semester, in their dorm room. We're friends, but not dates or nothing like that.



<--I know I won't win loser of the year, but I might be a nominee.
 
Originally posted by: minendo
Originally posted by: TheGoodGuy
Seriously i need to be taken out back and shot.
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I could have told you that after seeing that one girl you always posted about.
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Yes!!! What was her name again? Those were the days! 🙂

TGG's "hot" != Mazer's "hot"

 
I end up talking too much to cute girls waiting for them to become interested in me...

boy do i make a fool of myself
 
YOu have the d1ck so that means take charge and make a move before she finds another person with a d1ck that will. its fairly striaght forward.

1) have some cocktails
2) turn on movie
3) sit or lay down...get close enough to smell her hair. Smell it a few times so that she notices you are getting close to her.
4) say wow your hair smells so good - when she turns around to look at you after saying this - look her in the eye and then look at her lips and then go in for the kiss.
5) your on your own from here.

she obv. wants it so dont be a prude.
 
I'm suprised you are limiting yourself to being a doofus when it comes to hot women, I would probably extend that to all women for you.
 
Originally posted by: TheGoodGuy
okay so i had this hot girl come over from school.. and before she came over she called me to say that and she said she is going to stop by longs and if i wanted anything "flirting".. and she goes cola, snacks, deodrant, toothpaste, anything you want and i grin and say 'condoms'.. and she goes 'sure condoms'.

anyway she gets here.. and we turn on her laptop and she has a picture of herself.. a topless one.. So technicaly i got to see her boobs, and me like em.
THis girl is hott... I didnt want to show i was excited, but yeah.. it was interesting.

i dont know what to do, i have no idea what to do when it comes to women.. i so need dating help. But i did tell her we're going on a road trip together and she agreed.. and we're probably going to vegas together for my bday..

i do believe she likes me.. now lets hope i dont blow it. I so need this.. i need a break from all the lousy women around me.
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shens... no girl keeps a topless picture of herself as her windows desktop.
 
Originally posted by: sao123
Originally posted by: TheGoodGuy
okay so i had this hot girl come over from school.. and before she came over she called me to say that and she said she is going to stop by longs and if i wanted anything "flirting".. and she goes cola, snacks, deodrant, toothpaste, anything you want and i grin and say 'condoms'.. and she goes 'sure condoms'.

anyway she gets here.. and we turn on her laptop and she has a picture of herself.. a topless one.. So technicaly i got to see her boobs, and me like em.
THis girl is hott... I didnt want to show i was excited, but yeah.. it was interesting.

i dont know what to do, i have no idea what to do when it comes to women.. i so need dating help. But i did tell her we're going on a road trip together and she agreed.. and we're probably going to vegas together for my bday..

i do believe she likes me.. now lets hope i dont blow it. I so need this.. i need a break from all the lousy women around me.
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shens... no girl keeps a topless picture of herself as her windows desktop.
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LOL yeah I was about to say.
 
To be honest, that seems pretty unbelieveable, although, i didn't see... was the pic of her as her desktop? or just in a file?

did you at least tell her she looks good when you saw the photo?
 
yes the pic was her desktop wall paper.. and yes i did tell her she looks good.

well if you dotn beleive.. it .. go fsck yourself.. but i know what i saw.

 
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