God hates Romney

[dank69]

Wants him to stop advertising.

Link to proof

Everything happens according to God's plan.

 

[xBiffx]

Fine. But he rest of the universe is on Romney's side. Crop circles say so.

Proof 1

Proof 2

 

[Martin]

I want to say it's an apt metaphor for his campaign but it really isn't. If it was, the blimp would not have taken off to begin with.

 

[dank69]

Fine. But he rest of the universe is on Romney's side. Crop circles say so.

Proof 1

Proof 2

God created the universe, therefore God > universe.

 

[xBiffx]

God created the universe, therefore God > universe.

 

[thraashman]

Fine. But he rest of the universe is on Romney's side. Crop circles say so.

Proof 1

Proof 2

Heh. While I think it was a pretty big waste to do that to their corn field, I'm quite impressed with the work.

 

[dank69]

Heh. While I think it was a pretty big waste to do that to their corn field, I'm quite impressed with the work.

It's not a waste if Romney keeps the subsidies rolling in.

 

[xBiffx]

It's not a waste if Romney keeps the subsidies rolling in.

This. Also, farmers have dick to do this time of year but count their piles of cash and practice cow tipping.

 

[Thump553]

Fine. But he rest of the universe is on Romney's side. Crop circles say so.

Proof 1

Proof 2

I accept that as proof that Romney is an alien, which explains a whole lot.

 

[KB]

I accept that as proof that Romney is an alien, which explains a whole lot.

If he's not an alien now, he will be one when he attains his own planet, per mormonism.

http://exmormon.org/d6/drupal/Mormons-get-their-own-worlds