God has a sense of humor....

[JEDIYoda]

 

[Ruptga]

Olds

 

[Soundmanred]

<--- Hume Thread

 

[lozina]

I was expecting a certain Depeche Mode song

 

[Thebobo]

I don't get it

 

[Rakehellion]

I'm God's gift to women, so I know they'll let me in.

 

[Pardus]

George Carlin on Religion and God
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPOfurmrjxo

Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the résumé of a Supreme Being. This is the kind of shit you'd expect from an office temp with a bad attitude. And just between you and me, in any decently-run universe, this guy would've been out on his all-powerful ass a long time ago. And by the way, I say "this guy", because I firmly believe, looking at these results, that if there is a God, it has to be a man.

No woman could or would ever fuck things up like this. So, if there is a God, I think most reasonable people might agree that he's at least incompetent, and maybe, just maybe, doesn't give a shit. Doesn't give a shit, which I admire in a person, and which would explain a lot of these bad results.

 

[OCGuy]

That wouldnt really be a punishment, since the people who think about gay sex as much as he did are repressed homosexuals themselves.

It was a miracle he made it to that age without getting caught in a truckstop restroom with a male prostitute and a meth pipe.