God didn't allow Moses into the Promised Land...

[UNCjigga]

...cuz Moses f*cked up once or twice along the way (I'm no Biblical scholar, but I believe its because he lamented "do I have to make water come out of the rock for you?"--taking credit for God's work.)

So now we see that Arafat f*cked up too--big time. The US wants him out. Do you think Allah will allow Arafat to see his "Promised Land"? Will he only see it from a distance?

[Stan & Kyle]What Incredible Irony![/Stan & Kyle]

Time to put and end to this Holy War. But unlike Bush, I have the power to actually stop this one.

Watchful Mod

 

[Moonbeam]

I've called God, but at the moment I'm gettiong a busy signal.

 

[StageLeft]

Christ, you're really asking this?

 

[SaltBoy]

Sorry, bud, I can't compare Arafat to Moses in any way possible, other than that they're both men and both have a beard.

Heck, the jury is still out on whether even MOSES had a beard. The movies and religious paintings made him out that way, but nobody REALLY knows. 😕

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Christ, you're really asking this?

The irony in this statement is incredible... 😀

 

[Red Dawn]

Moses was a Pain in the Ass so God decided to rub him out. God rubbed a lot of people out back then. THe original Godfather

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Moses was a Pain in the Ass so God decided to rub him out. God rubbed a lot of people out back then. THe original Godfather

heh, that was pretty funny.....😛

 

[UNCjigga]

Hey, I don't feel comfortable comparing Moses to Arafat either. Its just that both men led a group of disenfranchised people to a strip of land between the Mediterranean and the Red Sea. Both men were revered by their people and hated by the rest of the world. Both men struggled as leaders. I am only painting this picture from the viewpoint of Jews to Moses and Palestinians to Arafat.

 

[UNCjigga]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Moses was a Pain in the Ass so God decided to rub him out. God rubbed a lot of people out back then. THe original Godfather

Pain in who's Ass? God's Ass? God has an Ass? Do you always refer to God's Ass with a capital 'A'?

 

[DonaldC]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Moses was a Pain in the Ass so God decided to rub him out. God rubbed a lot of people out back then. THe original Godfather

Well put!

 

[rbhawcroft]

arafat's drinking a Bud, he isnt going anywhere.

 

[yakko]

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
I've called God, but at the moment I'm gettiong a busy signal.

That is because Dad is on a very important call right now.

 

[XZeroII]

Move along...these are not the droids we are looking for...

Who is this Arafat person?

 

[Jzero]

Originally posted by: yakko

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
I've called God, but at the moment I'm gettiong a busy signal.

That is because Dad is on a very important call right now.

I got through.
I talked to God; He told me Jesus is pissed off.

 

[UltraQuiet]

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
I've called God, but at the moment I'm gettiong a busy signal.

That's not a busy signal. He has your number blocked.

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Christ, you're really asking this?

Shiva, he is.