God created this universe because of MJ....

[SlitheryDee]

God created the universe so that I could drink beer and watch Predators for the approximately third time. He also created the universe for whatever I do next. He might have created the universe so that I could smoke weed and get arrested for it and...that's it. I smoke weed, get arrested, and experiment over. We do dumber shit in laboratories.

"I want to see if this particular level of light and salinity makes the bacteria form trapezoid shaped colonies. After I'm done I'll throw them all in the incinerator".

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

God created the universe so that I could drink beer and watch Predators for the approximately third time. He also created the universe for whatever I do next. He might have created the universe so that I could smoke weed and get arrested for it and...that's it. I smoke weed, get arrested, and experiment over. We do dumber shit in laboratories.

"I want to see if this particular level of light and salinity makes the bacteria form trapezoid shaped colonies. After I'm done I'll throw them all in the incinerator".

Yeah, free will's a bitch.

 

[BudAshes]

Way to misinterpret the Bible. Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme are edible herbs. Marijuana is a weed, meant to be pruned from a garden and then discarded. Nothing more, nothing less.

Yeah God obviously just made a mistake being that it gets you high. There is no way he could predict everything that could happen, he's only God after all.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

stoned thoughts:

God is to us as we are to herbs... right and so like, smoking pot is um.. the thing that we do; and we like try to grow good pot, we care about the pot; but sometimes shit just happens and a plaint fails... and like God, he's like... growing us, like pot plants, and he wants us all to be happy and grow up so he can get "God high" which is like not you and me high, but like high like... you know like relative to humans-and plants but God and humans high... and then like so, sometimes shit happens, and God doesn't like that, but what can you do?

 

[bfdd]

Way to misinterpret the Bible. Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme are edible herbs. Marijuana is a weed, meant to be pruned from a garden and then discarded. Nothing more, nothing less.

you are misinformed my friend. cannabis is not a "weed".

 

[dawp]

Seriously I don't get what the big deal with MJ is.. Maybe I have some kind of MJ-resistant gene? I don't get much effect. I'd rather enjoy a nice cup of coffee

Bill, is that you?

 

[sigurros81]

I just got high, time to eat someone's face.