God created this universe because of MJ....

[Braznor]

Not Michael Jackson, ATOT smartasses, but weed. Weed is a plant, it needs light and so God created the stars. Weed is a plant, it needs to grow somewhere and so God created the Earth, other planets and moons. Weed is a plant, it needs water and so God created the Oceans and lakes. Weed is a plant, it needs fertilizer and so God created various plants and animals so they can all die and become manure just so Our Lord can dope. Finally Weed is a plant, it does not grow by itself. So God created Adam and Eve to harvest the flowers and when Mr. Lord finally got his stash of weed, he kicked them both out to avoid paying employee benefits.

 

[zinfamous]

Oh, look at the kid that just took his first puff off of a joint.

 

[waggy]

no shit. Micheal Jordan ruled. fuck the 90's were a great time for Basketball.

 

[Krazy4Real]

no shit. Micheal Jordan ruled. fuck the 90's were a great time for Basketball.

truth

 

[zanejohnson]

lol this thread is stupid.

but possibly true.

 

[Jeeebus]

Why would God create the universe for MJ, and then give him HIV?

 

[waggy]

Why would God create the universe for MJ, and then give him HIV?

OHHH i see what you did..:thumbsdown:

 

[Ricochet]

What does Spiderman's girlfriend have to do with it?

 

[lyssword]

Seriously I don't get what the big deal with MJ is.. Maybe I have some kind of MJ-resistant gene? I don't get much effect. I'd rather enjoy a nice cup of coffee

 

[zanejohnson]

Seriously I don't get what the big deal with MJ is.. Maybe I have some kind of MJ-resistant gene? I don't get much effect. I'd rather enjoy a nice cup of coffee

that happens when you haven't toked in a long time..

go toke again and you'll be making threads like this one..

 

[SMOGZINN]

I thought he just was making an apple pie from scratch.

 

[surfsatwerk]

no shit. Micheal Jordan ruled. fuck the 90's were a great time for Basketball.

:thumbsup:

 

[QueBert]

Seriously I don't get what the big deal with MJ is.. Maybe I have some kind of MJ-resistant gene? I don't get much effect. I'd rather enjoy a nice cup of coffee

Depends on the strain, MJ can range from does absolutely nothing to me. To holy shit what did I just smoke. I will say the best stuff I've ever had easily was the best night of my life. The Popeyes chicken I ate was the best fried chicken ever. It tasted like 50 times better than anything I've ever ate. My tongue was able to taste every spice separately. It really can't be explained other than it was like the 1st time I've ever had Fried Chicken in my life. I also had sex that night and I almost passed out it was so good.

I use to not care about MJ, was neither for or against it. But after that night I was converted to the "yes please!" group. MJ's one of the greatest things on the planet, OP's 100% correct.

 

[ShawnD1]

God created the universe because of cocaine. Cocaine is a plant, it needs to grow somewhere and so God created the Earth, other planets and moons (even though cocaine doesn't grow on the moon). Cocaine is a plant, it needs water and so God created the Oceans and lakes (even though ocean water kills cocaine plants). Cocaine is a plant, it needs fertilizer and so God created various plants and animals so they can all die and become manure just so Our Lord can do lines. Finally cocaine is a plant, it does not grow by itself. So God created Adam and Eve to harvest the leaves and when Mr. Lord finally got his stash of cocaine, he went on a rampage that resulted in a global flood that killed almost everything on the entire planet. He had similar rampages in 1348-1350.

 

[BudAshes]

I think really good weed will replace religion in the future.

 

[zanejohnson]

you could also substitue opium/heroin for mj in that as well...

or even ephedra..

hell we could even go dmt (datura)

 

[wirednuts]

I think really good weed will replace religion in the future.

that is one of the most intelligent and insightful statements i have ever read.

i applaud this thread. i am weed approved. yes, it is a plant. yes, it is non toxic. yes it makes you want to eat, sleep and fuck- the three necessities!

sounds so dumb to say stuff like that, especially when its just about a plant, but everyone that smokes it knows it.

 

[waggy]

I think really good weed will replace religion in the future.

well its much more useful and cost about the same.

 

[wirednuts]

you could also substitue opium/heroin for mj in that as well...

or even ephedra..

hell we could even go dmt (datura)

all of which are toxic. well, dmt is weird but thats not the type of drug you have to worry about. people do that shit a couple times and theyre quite done with it.

 

[wirednuts]

well its much more useful and cost about the same.

you know, i have been arrested for weed 3 times, jailed once, and still to this day the worst part about being a smoker is the daily price. i probably got reamed to the tune of $4k or so in court and lawyer fees just to diminish misdemeanor charges, but thats only a fraction of what i spent on the stuff when i bought it regularly.

doesnt anyone realize weed is the most expensive because its the best? i think cocaine is even cheaper now then flame bud.

and weed is also the one thing you need if youre doing most any other drug. for most people weed always makes you feel better, no matter what. it truly is medicine.

 

[waggy]

you know, i have been arrested for weed 3 times, jailed once, and still to this day the worst part about being a smoker is the daily price. i probably got reamed to the tune of $4k or so in court and lawyer fees just to diminish misdemeanor charges, but thats only a fraction of what i spent on the stuff when i bought it regularly.

doesnt anyone realize weed is the most expensive because its the best? i think cocaine is even cheaper now then flame bud.

and weed is also the one thing you need if youre doing most any other drug. for most people weed always makes you feel better, no matter what. it truly is medicine.

i agree weed is medicine.

but the price is what kills me. not that i smoke it (i did try it at 14). i just can't justify the cost also i know nobody that smokes it. well i don't know if they do let me put it that way.

yes. i am a cheapass.

 

[zanejohnson]

everybody just needs to grow it themselves... it's just a plant, if you can grow tomatoes you can grow pot, trust me.

 

[zanejohnson]

all of which are toxic. well, dmt is weird but thats not the type of drug you have to worry about. people do that shit a couple times and theyre quite done with it.

this is true...

opiates, you'd really never run into a problem with daily use as long as you have an unlimited supply...but.. yeah, that running out thing is what gets everyone,

phets, just big problems no matter what, people go insane when they dont sleep or eat for 3 days...

dmt/ergots/all psychadelics... yeah you can't live a normal life on them daily..

alcohol is pretty much tame, you can drink everyday (6 pack or so) and not run into any serious problems.. alcohol just feels like shit, that's the only problem.. and also makes you feel like shit when you come down

some people abuse benzos.. but that's just stupid.. automatic loss of memory isn't fun... taking one for anxiety is a diff story altogether, but some people eat like 10 xanax bars a day.. and end up waking up in jail not knowing wtf they did..

cocaine just sucks..

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

everybody just needs to grow it themselves... it's just a plant, if you can grow tomatoes you can grow pot, trust me.

I'm pretty sure that's a much more serious charge than just having a minor amount on you. So very bad idea.
I use to love smoking mj. Its been well over 10 years since I've smoked. I find having a job, house, cars much more important. In my line of work we are drug tested randomly and I just got tested this month. No way in hell I'm risking my livelihood on getting high.

 

[zanejohnson]

I'm pretty sure that's a much more serious charge than just having a minor amount on you. So very bad idea.
I use to love smoking mj. Its been well over 10 years since I've smoked. I find having a job, house, cars much more important. In my line of work we are drug tested randomly and I just got tested this month. No way in hell I'm risking my livelihood on getting high.

yeah it is.. pots just too much headaches to worry about for now if you're like us and live in this shitty ass backwards state... we need legalization, but it aint legal yet so.. yeah no growing lol...