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Goat Simulator?

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JEDI said:
I posted this for dr pizza's benefit.
does he actually go into that forum?
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Yep, occasionally. Actually fairly regularly as a result of reported posts. Saw the post over there.


If anyone wants a goat simulator, here's what you do: next time you want to mow your lawn, take your weed eater out, chop down 2/3 of the flower beds, at random. Destroy the rose bushes. And here and there, cut the lawn down to the right height, as if the lawn was attempted to be mowed in 5 minutes by a blind drunk with a weedeater. If you have any fruit trees or young trees, use the weed eater to rip 2/3 of the bark off the tree below 3 feet. If you have any non-poisonous evergreens, make them everbrowns by removing every green part within reach of the ground, including by pushing the tree over.
 
From the description below the flash animation, "Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.
 
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