Go home, redneck. You're not welcome here.

[PingSpike]

Just wait until the next full moon. Then, after an elaborate and surprisingly time consuming transformation sequence involving muzzle extending prothetics and frequent camera cut aways...the hunters become the hunted.

 

[Jschmuck2]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
Just wait until the next full moon. Then, after an elaborate and surprisingly time consuming transformation sequence involving muzzle extending prothetics and frequent camera cut aways...the hunters become the hunted.

:thumbsup:

Then you'll be hunting the most dangerous game of all.

Man.

 

[BooGiMaN]

make it a fair fight...start arming the deer on your land....

yeeesss....deer with frickin' lasers attached to their antlers!!

muahahahaha!!!! *raises pinky to corner of mouth*

 

[HannibalX]

I'm on Cookeville and have a few friends with the same problem. I am only on 1.5 acres and it's not wooded so I don't really have that problem.

I was in Wally-World today and a bunch of jimbobs in full camo came in as I was leaving.

 

[bctbct]

signage

If you can read this Sign, my first shot missed.

 

[skyking]

I've installed several of those openers, I can lend a hand so to speak with some of the finer points. They work better when there is a positive stop, for instance.

 

[Eeezee]

Originally posted by: nkgreen
You need a sign that says "Hunters will be shot on sight."

I love hunting, but stay on your own damn property.

That should pretty much solve the problem. Create an effigy hanging from a noose for added effect.

Consider putting up a gate?

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: Eeezee

Originally posted by: nkgreen
You need a sign that says "Hunters will be shot on sight."

I love hunting, but stay on your own damn property.

That should pretty much solve the problem. Create an effigy hanging from a noose for added effect.

Consider putting up a gate?

did you read the thread or just parts?

 

[Eeezee]

Originally posted by: sdifox
Why not pneumatic nail guns? Aim it at tire level, use a laser trip, voila, instant non lethal disabler.

But then their truck is stuck in your driveway. That's even worse than chasing them off. But at least then if you call the cops, they should get there in time to find this doofus replacing a flat tire.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: bctbct
If you can read this Sign, my first shot missed.

:beer:

 

[Sluggo]

Well, this gentleman uses a shovel to remind people what "no trespassing" signs mean.

Shovel to the face Little blood and cussing here, so maybe NSFW.

 

[NuclearNed]

Originally posted by: Eeezee

Originally posted by: sdifox
Why not pneumatic nail guns? Aim it at tire level, use a laser trip, voila, instant non lethal disabler.

But then their truck is stuck in your driveway. That's even worse than chasing them off. But at least then if you call the cops, they should get there in time to find this doofus replacing a flat tire.

If I catch someone on my road, and I somehow block them in until the police arrive (park my vehicle in the middle of the road, etc.), is that legal? It almost seems like it is illegal; I can't remember the exact phrase, maybe "illegal imprisonment" or "illegal confinement", something like that.