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GM develops best/worst app idea ever.

So in Soviet Chinastan, if you can see my license plate, you have my phone number?

Pretty fucked up, right there.
 
Too bad I only have a pre-paid phone I payed cash for and pay cash for the refill cards. No record here except maybe my voice and call log at the USA **cough** NSA.

I can't stand SOBs who are looking at their fucking phone while they stop at a stop light or driving. I see it all the time. I go into a restaurant and people can't even fucking eat without looking at their damn cell phone. Technology taking over! Skynet has people by the balls!
 
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Sounds like a perfect candidate for voice recognition. Integrate a camera into the front bumper, app sync it to your phone and then you can just hit the talk button on your car to have the following interaction...

*driver hits button*
Car: "Please say a command"
Driver: "Road Rage app"
Car: "Road Rage loaded, please say a command"
Driver: "Scan plate"
Car: "Ok, I've found the car, would you like me to send a text?"
Driver: "Yes"
Car: "Ok, please say your message"
Driver: "Use your fucking blinker asshole!"
Car: "Ok, did you say 'Use your ducking blinker ash hull?"

Driver: *sigh*
 
vi edit said:
Sounds like a perfect candidate for voice recognition. Integrate a camera into the front bumper, app sync it to your phone and then you can just hit the talk button on your car to have the following interaction...

*driver hits button*
Car: "Please say a command"
Driver: "Road Rage app"
Car: "Road Rage loaded, please say a command"
Driver: "Scan plate"
Car: "Ok, I've found the car, would you like me to send a text?"
Driver: "Yes"
Car: "Ok, please say your message"
Driver: "Use your fucking blinker asshole!"
Car: "Ok, did you say 'Use your ducking blinker ash hull?"

Driver: *sigh*
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LOL! That is so true too. iphones are even worse at text prediction I hear.
 
vi edit said:
Sounds like a perfect candidate for voice recognition. Integrate a camera into the front bumper, app sync it to your phone and then you can just hit the talk button on your car to have the following interaction...

*driver hits button*
Car: "Please say a command"
Driver: "Road Rage app"
Car: "Road Rage loaded, please say a command"
Driver: "Scan plate"
Car: "Ok, I've found the car, would you like me to send a text?"
Driver: "Yes"
Car: "Ok, please say your message"
Driver: "Use your fucking blinker asshole!"
Car: "Ok, did you say 'Use your ducking blinker ash hull?"

Driver: *sigh*
Click to expand...

Haha, exactly, except in the meantime distracted driver smashes into shit and hurts people. This has to be easily the best/worst app idea ever. Award confirmed.
 
As if we need another way for people to be asshats on the road.

Now if they really wanted to make this app useful, it would send a high voltage electric shock through the steering wheels of both drivers when used. Punish the offending driver for being a dick, and punish you for road raging.
 
I don't see the issue. My windshield cam records the license plate, looks it up, finds the registered user, looks up the IP, maps it in Geo Bytes and sends it to the NSA with a copy to Anand.
 
Wow, how this could be any worse is beyond me, I'd imagine hot-looking women getting text's-a-plenty while driving around, I guess they could have a text already made in advance for a quick response, "I've got herpes, still wanna lick my pussy?"...
 
Bad idea. Like 10 years ago, some dickhead almost smashed into my car trying to change lanes. Not a slight miscalculation, but just not even checking at all then trying to change lines with our cars literally even. The only thing that stopped it from happening was him changing slowly enough for me to get my horn off, so I gave him the finger. He then followed me to my destination and tried to pick a fight with me in the parking lot of some grocery store. The employees almost called the cops on him, but he backed down and left after I told him to go ahead and hit me; asshole was probably trying to slam me and claim it was my fault for insurance money, then trying to get me to hit him first to sue me.

Too many lunatics driving for this to be a good idea.
 
I'll stick with my Mr. Microphone and FM radio. I don't need no stinking app.

Hey good lookin', we'll be back to pick you up later.
 
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BUTCH1 said:
Wow, how this could be any worse is beyond me, I'd imagine hot-looking women getting text's-a-plenty while driving around, I guess they could have a text already made in advance for a quick response, "I've got herpes, still wanna lick my pussy?"...
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I'm sure most guys who would do that would respond with "can't catch double herpes"
 
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