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Gluing quarters to the sidewalk

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lol fun. No More Nails would work nice too.

Use a microwave magnetron to focus microwaves on it from a distance so it's super hot when they go to touch it. Ok, don't do that, very dangerous if you don't know what you're doing. 😛
 
Cyco said:
For fuck's sake man, you deserve to be hit with a hairy penis if you do this.
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I don't think a hairy penis is possible, i.e., pubic hair that has grown along the shaft of the male sexual organ in great abundance.
 
We used to glue quarters down on the midway at a theme park where I worked as a teenager. When we made a group of disabled adults from one of the local homes start crying because they couldn't get the quarter up, I knew then and there that my place in hell was assured.

P.S. Loctite
 
Leaving coins in the urinal at your workplace is more fun. See if your co-workers go after them. Start with quarters and work your way down. Will they reach in for a quarter? A dime? a nickel? Penny?
 
IronWing said:
Leaving coins in the urinal at your workplace is more fun. See if your co-workers go after them. Start with quarters and work your way down. Will they reach in for a quarter? A dime? a nickel? Penny?
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You might have more success in Canada, where you can leave $2 in there.
 
BladeVenom said:
Use a 2 part epoxy. Due it at night so it has time to fully harden.
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I was going to say 5 minute epoxy. Probably would work best if you scuff up the bottom side of the quarter with some sandpaper.

Gorilla glue uses the moisture in items to cure, not much in either item unless you wet them.
 
Paladin3 said:
We used to glue quarters down on the midway at a theme park where I worked as a teenager. When we made a group of disabled adults from one of the local homes start crying because they couldn't get the quarter up, I knew then and there that my place in hell was assured.

P.S. Loctite
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I've heard this story before.
 
Dad was a Marine in the Pacific, and they had a variation of this on the troop transports. The old cigarette packs had aluminum foil, and you can form that over a quarter by rubbing it and bending it around the edge, then trimming it with your thumbnail.
You end up with a face and edge, Blow it off the quarter and blow on it till it is upside down on your hand, and then place it on the deck in a conspicuous place.
Victim goes to grab it and 'crumple', teeheee, "bastards".
 
If you want the same result today better be putting $20 bills down otherwise you are just getting ghetto kids angry.
 
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