Does it really matter which country you pick? You guys are so insanely superior that any country you choose will no doubt be instantly awash in awesomeness, not to mention fawning gratitude. In fact, since Al Gore gave us the Internet, why wait around wasting time deciding? Just get the fuck out now and allow lots of nations to bask in the warm glow of your elitism whilst you allow them to compete for your beneficent presence. Only, be sure to renounce your US citizenship right away, just so lesser mortals understand how completely superior you truly are without you wasting your precious time explaining it to them. While you are at it, make some terroristic threats against America just to show everyone how truly non-provincial a human being can be.
For that matter, why would an evolved citizen of the world community, such as yourself, need a country at all? That's so unwashed! Just get out and tell people wherever you happen to be that you are a sovereign citizen of the world. You know, while asking them if they have any spare change. (And yes, I do know I'm being trolled. lol)