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Gives New Meaning to 'Phone Sex'

BBond

Diamond Member
As if there weren't enough reasons to hate cell phone users already. :roll:

Gives New Meaning to 'Phone Sex'

Thu Jan 27, 8:53 AM ET

NEW YORK (Reuters) - This is one cellphone you might not want to set to "High & Vibrate."

Porn star Jenna Jameson is now hawking her "moan tones."

For $2.50 fans of the ubiquitous porno queen can choose from a variety of moans, grunts and lurid sexual noises all recorded by the blond bombshell.

If that's not enough, Jameson will talk dirty to you when you phones rings, in English or Spanish.

Jameson, who recently wrote a best-selling memoir, has launched the venture with Wicked Wireless, a mobile music and entertainment company.

Also available are color pictures of the porn star posing naked that can be displayed on your phone for $2.99.

"Rock stars make music tones, porn stars make moan tones," said Dennis Adamo, head of Wicked Wireless. "We thought it would be an interesting novel approach of introducing new content to the mobile users."

Jameson's charms are already being downloaded in Argentina, Ecuador, Venezuela, and in a couple of weeks will be available from Mexico to Uruguay.

Latin American users can download a moan or a picture for $1.00 each, while U.S. customers will pay $2.50 for a moan and $2.99 for a wallpaper once the service is launched.

Some people were shocked, but others said they wanted more from the product.

"If you can get her to say my name then I would buy it. I need that kind of personal attention," said New Yorker Julian McCullough.

U.S. users will have to wait to get Jameson on their phones as no mobile carriers in the United States have expressed any interest in carrying the service.

 
I can just imagine that in a corporate environment.

I'm of two minds about this: On one hand I think it's a very tacky and stupid idea, and on the other, I have to hate the US repressiveness toward all things overtly sexual.
 
Originally posted by: BBond
This is one cellphone you might not want to set to "High & Vibrate"

Don't worry, won't be long before you hear the Rich Radical Religious Right Banning the "Moan Tones".

and the RRRR of P&N will be in here rejoicing and saying halleluiah we're safe from those evil phones again.
 
Originally posted by: dmcowen674
Originally posted by: BBond
This is one cellphone you might not want to set to "High & Vibrate"

Don't worry, won't be long before you hear the Rich Radical Religious Right Banning the "Moan Tones".

and the RRRR of P&N will be in here rejoicing and saying halleluiah we're safe from those evil phones again.

FOUR Rs now? 😉
 
Originally posted by: Rainsford
Originally posted by: dmcowen674
Originally posted by: BBond
This is one cellphone you might not want to set to "High & Vibrate"

Don't worry, won't be long before you hear the Rich Radical Religious Right Banning the "Moan Tones".

and the RRRR of P&N will be in here rejoicing and saying halleluiah we're safe from those evil phones again.

FOUR Rs now? 😉

Awwwww you noticed

😀


Well there was a member upset I was only using three letter acronyms.
 
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