Give us your best pick up line

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
forget the cheesy pick up lines...
try: "Hi, i am _____. I just had to come up to you and tell you how pretty you are."
It is stupidly simple, but it will make her smile and blush!

LOL, why give that kind of advice? It doesnt work like that in the real world.

lemme tell you something... all the LAME lines i have read simply in this thread... if they were said to me... i would laugh in their face.
I guess i am just telling you how I (a real chick) would feel. IT CAN work in the real world if you know how to do it.

Personally, I'd say about the same thing, except I'd be more specific.... eyes, etc.

 

[krunchykrome]

"Sup B!tch, prom?"

 

[GasX]

That dress will look great on my bedroom floor later.

 

[Miramonti]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
"Sup B!tch, prom?"

I think the OP is looking for lines that don't require use of the wallet at the same time.

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: jjsole

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
"Sup B!tch, prom?"

I think the OP is looking for lines that don't require use of the wallet at the same time.

What is sad is that I have seen this work with some girls (insecure), who think the guy is just a bad boy that needs to be tamed when in actuallity he is playing them.

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

"Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?"

 

[SirChadwick]

It's not in what you use for a pickup line.... it's your confidence when you say it - oh and being good looking helps too.

 

[Kyanzes]

Whistle and/or beckon.

 

[Tommouse]

"Stick out your hand"

I can't believe that one hasn't been said yet. Also remember to wear your best Halo 2 t-shirt and gel your eyebrows. Works every time :beer:

 

[MrPickins]

[Butthead] "Hey, baby!" [/Butthead]

 

[GuitarDaddy]

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven"

"I'll show you mine, If you show me yours"

"As long as your here we're saving electricity, because you light up the room"



One of those is always good for a brisk slap in the face

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: GuitarDaddy
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven"

"I'll show you mine, If you show me yours"

"As long as your here we're saving electricity, because you light up the room"



One of those is always good for a brisk slap in the face

The first one and last one are really cute.

 

[JohnAn2112]

[Cleveland] Hey how would you like to go black and have to make the decision on whether or not you'd like to go back?[/Cleveland]

 

[Pepsei]

Originally posted by: AccruedExpenditure
Hey, i've got a quick question, I was chatting with my friend over there (points to friend or random person) and we need you to help us figure something out... Who do you think lies more..., in relationships, guys or girls?

mystery?

 

[gsellis]

Originally posted by: Pepsei

Originally posted by: AccruedExpenditure
Hey, i've got a quick question, I was chatting with my friend over there (points to friend or random person) and we need you to help us figure something out... Who do you think lies more..., in relationships, guys or girls?

mystery?

OK, this one gives me an idea...

"I am having an argument with a friend of mine. I said you were totally hot and would be great in bed and he said I was deranged. Who is right?"

 

[bryantp]

 

[bryantp]

"I see that guy was crowding you. Did you tell him about your 18 inch rule?"

"No, no, I meant with personal space."

 

[IceBergSLiM]

lines are for n00bs. you should get to the point where you can walk up to any one anywhre and say anything and it will get you into a conversation. Its all about your confidence, body language, tonality if you have those three in order you can litterally say anything