Give us your best pick up line

dug777

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Doesn't matter really, the Aussie/UK/bit of SA accent does it every time ;)
 

AccruedExpenditure

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Hey, i've got a quick question, I was chatting with my friend over there (points to friend or random person) and we need you to help us figure something out... Who do you think lies more..., in relationships, guys or girls?
 

Crucial

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If that's your best I feel sorry for you.

Mine goes something like "zzzip, flop, thump, oh my god"
 
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Lola

forget the cheesy pick up lines...
try: "Hi, i am _____. I just had to come up to you and tell you how pretty you are."
It is stupidly simple, but it will make her smile and blush!
 

AccruedExpenditure

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Originally posted by: LolaWiz
forget the cheesy pick up lines...
try: "Hi, i am _____. I just had to come up to you and tell you how pretty you are."
It is stupidly simple, but it will make her smile and blush!

And doesn't work on girls who get hit on all day.
 

Juice Box

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"hey, I lost my puppy, can you help me look for him? Oh great! Thanks!....I think he ran into this cheap motel room"
 

Pacemaker

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Originally posted by: LolaWiz
forget the cheesy pick up lines...
try: "Hi, i am _____. I just had to come up to you and tell you how pretty you are."
It is stupidly simple, but it will make her smile and blush!

Doesn't work on emo's if that's your thing. They would probably just say, "I cut myself"
 

krunchykrome

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Dec 28, 2003
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Originally posted by: LolaWiz
forget the cheesy pick up lines...
try: "Hi, i am _____. I just had to come up to you and tell you how pretty you are."
It is stupidly simple, but it will make her smile and blush!


LOL, why give that kind of advice? It doesnt work like that in the real world.
 

Ika

Lifer
Mar 22, 2006
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*licks shirt* ooh, let's get you out of these wet clothes before you get hypothermia.
 

maximus maximus

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Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
forget the cheesy pick up lines...
try: "Hi, i am _____. I just had to come up to you and tell you how pretty you are."
It is stupidly simple, but it will make her smile and blush!


LOL, why give that kind of advice? It doesnt work like that in the real world.

Well ... it works.
I told this lady how amazing her smile was and guess what... we are dating now. :)
 

spacejamz

Lifer
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Hi, my name is xxxxx...remember it now cuz you will be screamin' it later...

If your left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was christmas, can I meet you between the holidays?



 
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Lola

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
forget the cheesy pick up lines...
try: "Hi, i am _____. I just had to come up to you and tell you how pretty you are."
It is stupidly simple, but it will make her smile and blush!


LOL, why give that kind of advice? It doesnt work like that in the real world.

lemme tell you something... all the LAME lines i have read simply in this thread... if they were said to me... i would laugh in their face.
I guess i am just telling you how I (a real chick) would feel. IT CAN work in the real world if you know how to do it.
 

krunchykrome

Lifer
Dec 28, 2003
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Originally posted by: maximus maximus
Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
forget the cheesy pick up lines...
try: "Hi, i am _____. I just had to come up to you and tell you how pretty you are."
It is stupidly simple, but it will make her smile and blush!


LOL, why give that kind of advice? It doesnt work like that in the real world.

Well ... it works.
I told this lady how amazing her smile was and guess what... we are dating now. :)

:roll: You are among the few that the exception pertains to. Generally speaking though, it takes alot more than "hi, you're pretty" to get a girl's interest.
 
L

Lola

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Originally posted by: maximus maximus
Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
forget the cheesy pick up lines...
try: "Hi, i am _____. I just had to come up to you and tell you how pretty you are."
It is stupidly simple, but it will make her smile and blush!


LOL, why give that kind of advice? It doesnt work like that in the real world.

Well ... it works.
I told this lady how amazing her smile was and guess what... we are dating now. :)

:roll: You are among the few that the exception pertains to. Generally speaking though, it takes alot more than "hi, you're pretty" to get a girl's interest.

Ah ah ah... just a minute... there is a difference between what i said and what you said. You are right, you cannot just go up to a girl and say "you are pretty" but its all about the way it is said and HOW it is said.
 

Stumps

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Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
forget the cheesy pick up lines...
try: "Hi, i am _____. I just had to come up to you and tell you how pretty you are."
It is stupidly simple, but it will make her smile and blush!


LOL, why give that kind of advice? It doesnt work like that in the real world.

lemme tell you something... all the LAME lines i have read simply in this thread... if they were said to me... i would laugh in their face.
I guess i am just telling you how I (a real chick) would feel. IT CAN work in the real world if you know how to do it.

been there, done that, I've tried the honest approche before and all it got me was" you're a fvckwit" and a whole lot of laughter.
 

spacejamz

Lifer
Mar 31, 2003
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that SNL skit w/ Tom Brady and sexual harrassment pretty much sums it up:

1. Be handsome.
2. Be attractive.
3. Don't be unattractive.

:)
 

Ika

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I'm not the mailman, but I did catch you checkin' out my package...