Give one reason why you are better than the poster above you

[schneiderguy]

Originally posted by: oogabooga

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
^ I have more posts.

I have more posts per day :Q

edit: one more to 3000

 

[polarbear6]

I have a better processor than he does(in terms of the clock speed)

 

[Rufus12]

Originally posted by: ganesh1
I have a better processor than he does(in terms of the clock speed)

I don't post my spec in my sig. :disgust:

 

[Newbian]

Is a cat man while ^ is a dog man so that is a automatic win on my side.

 

[AstroManLuca]

Originally posted by: Newbian
Is a cat man while ^ is a dog man so that is a automatic win on my side.

Unlike you, I know when to use "a" and when to use "an."

 

[imported_Imp]

^ Not a grammar nazi. Oh wait...

 

[polarbear6]

^His avatar is a duck(or) platypus while my avatar is a human. Humans > ducks/platypus.

 

[thehstrybean]

^^I have more posts...

And because tux kicks his human ass...

 

[KeithTalent]

^ mentions Jimmy Fallon in his sig, which is fail and nowhere near as good as my sig.

KT

 

[hanoverphist]

i dont sign my posts

 

[KeithTalent]

^ doesn't sign his posts

KT

 

[TecHNooB]

Keith!...?

Bad.

 

[James Bond]

^ Spends too much time on AT

 

[Newbian]

^ Is the nerdy version James Bond.

 

[meltdown75]

^ sucks at life and grammar

 

[KeithTalent]

^ likes the Oilers :laugh:

KT

 

[InflatableBuddha]

^ Not a member of the "Stance of Dominance" Alliance.

 

[meltdown75]

^ WTF posts more than once in these types of threads omg ban

 

[Muadib]

Originally posted by: InflatableBuddha
^ Not a member of the "Stance of Dominance" Alliance.

^ Joined a group in L&R!! WTF!!!

 

[Barfo]

I have more of a life than any lifer.

 

[DrPizza]

Because I'm the first person who realizes that the well-ordered principle does not apply to people. Thus, the OP is wrong about the transitive property being applicable. As a simple counter-example to the transitive property, consider 4 specially prepared dice. When any one die is rolled against another, whichever has a higher number, wins. Now, label the dice A, B, C, and D. I can create these four dice such that the probability of B beating A is 2/3, the probability of C beating B is 2/3, and the probability of D beating C is 2/3. Thus, B is better than A; C is better than B, and D is better than C. However, before you assume that this means D is therefore better than A, these dice can be constructed so that the probability of A beating D is 2/3, thus A is better than D which is better than C which is better than B, which is better than A...

In this regard, there are only two logical conclusions that can be reached: I'm better than all of you, for I was the only one who realized this, and none of you are necessarily better than more than 1 other person.

 

[NikolaeVarius]

^

I have more useful things to do than to write a paragraph explaining 10th grade math.

 

[wedi42]

i've been on anandtech longer

 

[Cattlegod]

I've been on anandtech longer

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: Cattlegod
I've been on anandtech longer

i've been on anandtech longer