Give me a non-cliche question to ask someone

[trmiv]

I'm getting to know someone via e-mail, and I want to throw in a question that isn't the normal "what do you do, where you from, what do you do for fun" type. Anyone have any ideas? be serious (I know this place too well).

 

[Pepsi90919]

"is it illegal to fvck you here on this well-placed bed?"

 

[Eli]

"So, what are you wearing this evening?"

 

[Jmmsbnd007]

Are you legal?

 

[Brutuskend]

Yes or No


Have you ever tasted a sweeter dick than MINE??

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: trmiv
I'm getting to know someone via e-mail, and I want to throw in a question that isn't the normal "what do you do, where you from, what do you do for fun" type. Anyone have any ideas? be serious (I know this place too well).

hey yo. what your hair smell liike?

 

[Pepsi90919]

'what is the legality of me going out with you?'

'is a lawyer-endorsed pre-nup out of the question?'

 

[DanJ]

What kind of music do you like?

 

[GtPrOjEcTX]

are you a manly woman?

 

[kindest]

"If you could be an ice cream cone or a chicken wing which would you be."

"If everyone lived past life, and there are more people now then ever before
where the hell are these new lives coming from."

 

[MaxDSP]

"who is your daddy and what does he do?"

 

[bolido2000]

"If you had one wish, what would you like to accomplish"

If she answers "World Peace" you might end up banging Miss Universe.

 

[rocadelpunk]

hypothetical situation: would you marry me right....now.

 

[Crucial]

Ask her what she looks like and if she answers "Kind of like Jennifer Aniston" She is lying out of her teeth.

<----this never happened to me.

 

[trmiv]

OK, there are some funny one's here, just not something I'd ask. I already know what she looks like, so I can't ask that one. And no, I'm not posting pics

 

[AnyMal]

are you ugly?

or

tell me about your body hair...

 

[Lithium381]

Originally posted by: csaddict
Ask her what she looks like and if she answers "Kind of like Jennifer Aniston" She is lying out of her teeth.

<----this never happened to me.

she probably doesn't HAVE teeth




ask her if you could hit it.....

 

[stormbv]

Do you have any deviant sexual fantasies?

 

[Crucial]

Are you opposed to using sex toys?

 

[Schadenfreude]

"Would you be opposed to threesomes with your best (female) friend?"

Cliche, I admit, but I still like it.

 

[TuffGirl]

Personally I don't prefer those cliched, small talk questions either when I'm getting to know someone. They're too vague and open-ended for me I guess.

To what extent to you know her? I mean, you must have something in common already if you met her through someone or somewhere. I would just start talking about whatever you're comfortable talking about (i.e., your interests, things you like or dislike, how you grew up, a funny thing that happened to you today, observations, etc.) and see if she responds to that by telling you about herself. In whatever you say, bottom line is it's important to keep things light, make her laugh, joke around, y'know flirting.