Give me a hard question to ask a chemist

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Talking to a chemist, want to see if he can answer the hardest questoin AT can come up with

 

[Toastedlightly]

Why does a vagina look like?


I kid, I kid.

 

[fatty4ksu]

Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
Why does a vagina look like?

:thumbsdown:

Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
I kid, I kid.

:relieveditwasjustajoke:

 

[MoPHo]

how can you chemically turn anything into gold?

 

[Last Rezort]

Glass is a what?

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: MoPHo
how can you chemically turn anything into gold?

That's easy, but you'd eat up a boatload more money converting it over...

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Last Rezort
Glass is a what?

liquid

 

[Jassi]

Originally posted by: Last Rezort
Glass is a what?

Isnt it a fluid or something like it?

 

[dionx]

1) when you open a bottle of soda, what is the visible vapor that is immediately seen and how is it formed?

2) when you cook a hot dog in a microwave, why does it split lengthwise along the length of the hot dog instead of many splits around the circumference?

ask him to explain it in physics terms

 

[Cattlegod]

what velocity does an electron orbit the nucleus?

 

[Mojoed]

Ask him about the toxicity of Aluminum in humans. How aluminum interacts with the various proteins within the human body. If and how aluminum is related to any specific diseases, especially Alzheimer's.

I work with this guy who will not use anti-perspirants, (or any household product) which contains aluminum.

 

[Nitemare]

Theoretical yield in caloric heat transfer of a category 5 hurricane w/ a diameter of ~450 miles

 

[venk]

Why didn't you become a doctor and make a lot more money?

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Last Rezort
Glass is a what?

Amorphous solid

 

[MechxWarrior]

The answer to any question in this thread and future questions to come is 42.

 

[Last Rezort]

:disgust:

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Last Rezort
Glass is a what?

liquid

 

[Ns1]

How do you synthesize LSD?

 

[MoPHo]

What...is the air-speed velocity of an unladen AFRICAN swallow?

 

[Pepsi90919]

Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
Why does a vagina look like?


I kid, I kid.

good, because that question isn't even a proper sentence.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: MoPHo
What...is the air-speed velocity of an unladen AFRICAN swallow?

blue or red?

 

[MoPHo]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: MoPHo
What...is the air-speed velocity of an unladen AFRICAN swallow?

blue or red?

 

[dr150]

How do you turn urine into fuel?

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: dr150
How do you turn urine into fuel?

piss in a gas tank?

 

[TechBoyJK]

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis
How do you synthesize LSD?

get a korg karma (haha get it, synth!) and play something trippy.

 

[Tbirdkid]

ask what is peristalsis? hahahahaha im in the middle of it....