Give Heather Money.com

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: hzl_eyed_grl

Originally posted by: X-Man

Originally posted by: Desslok

Originally posted by: kherman

You guys might want to know that she somehow found this thread and is reading it...

NUKED THE OLD POST. Not that I care though.

What si she going to do? Get mad and then go out on another shopping spree with money she doesn't have? Oh hey I will just charge it.

Dear Heather,
I will PayPal you $50 if you post some . . . shall we say, "candid" shots. Full frontal nudity will be fine. Props optional.

Thanks,
X-Man

Hmmmmm, she does have red hair. LOL heehee

It was weird seeing my name in a thread. :Q

You should take her to court because it's not "http://www.giveheather<lastname>money.com" it's "http://www.giveheathermoney.com"

And, since you, technically, are Heather, you should be getting a chunk.

nik

 

[Pastore]

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt

Originally posted by: Beast1284
So why hasn't she re-registered yet. I am sure it would start quite an interesting discussion.

With people like those in this thread who shoot her down even before they know her, I'm sure she's anxious in anticipation to register.

nik

Well she could at least defend herself.

 

[MainFramed]

lol, thats funny stuff

 

[hzl eyed grl]

And, since you, technically, are Heather, you should be getting a chunk.

Damn straight. Where's my money?

Oh, and why haven't you called me lately, Mr. Cobalt?

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Beast1284

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt

Originally posted by: Beast1284
So why hasn't she re-registered yet. I am sure it would start quite an interesting discussion.

With people like those in this thread who shoot her down even before they know her, I'm sure she's anxious in anticipation to register.

nik

Well she could at least defend herself.

She shouldn't have to. She would be knowingly jumping into a situation where all other people would be doing is trying to rip her a new one instead of going on with their lives or doing something more useful. Instead, she's going on with her life and she's doing something more useful.

Looks like she's way ahead of you guys.

nik

 

[BostonRedSoxx]

I love how she says "I was fat back then". Screw her, let her get another job. From the looks of it, I just think she wants the money to make yet another trip to McDonalds for another Super-Sized Triple Quarter Pounder with cheese value meal w/ a diet coke (ever notice how all the fat people get diet soda for whatever reason with their fattening food?).

Better yet, maybe she should take the money she has and get some Trim Spa.

Even better yet, instead of wasting her time at the keyboard, go for a damn jog around the neighbood.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: hzl_eyed_grl

And, since you, technically, are Heather, you should be getting a chunk.

Damn straight. Where's my money?

Oh, and why haven't you called me lately, Mr. Cobalt?

I simply haven't had time. I'm packing so that I can move Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and hopefully be finished by Monday night. I'd call you now but I've got a cold and don't feel like being on the phone. Sorry babe.

nik

 

[hzl eyed grl]

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt

Originally posted by: hzl_eyed_grl

And, since you, technically, are Heather, you should be getting a chunk.

Damn straight. Where's my money?

Oh, and why haven't you called me lately, Mr. Cobalt?

I simply haven't had time. I'm packing so that I can move Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and hopefully be finished by Monday night. I'd call you now but I've got a cold and don't feel like being on the phone. Sorry babe.

nik

/me sobs

I understand. I'm getting over a cold myself. My voice doesn't sound too bad though.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: BostonRedSox
I love how she says "I was fat back then". Screw her, let her get another job. From the looks of it, I just think she wants the money to make yet another trip to McDonalds for another Super-Sized Triple Quarter Pounder with cheese value meal w/ a diet coke (ever notice how all the fat people get diet soda for whatever reason with their fattening food?).

Better yet, maybe she should take the money she has and get some Trim Spa.

Even better yet, instead of wasting her time at the keyboard, go for a damn jog around the neighbood.

she's not fat

 

[Pastore]

http://www.phonelosers.org/images/order_sticker02_boobies_small.jpg

hahaha

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Beast1284

http://www.phonelosers.org/images/order_sticker02_boobies_small.jpg

hahaha

Bastards. You're all bastards. :|

nik

 

[N8Magic]

This thread is hilarious.

Here are a couple of quotes that made me laugh:

"You can tell them (if you want) that it was a BF, who was LOADED, and really liked to do it! ALOT!"

"I was 19. I had a BF, who was 14 years my senior, and also happened to be my boss. For my 19th b-day he bought me the car. Yes, at the time he paid cash and was also paying my bills, including insurance."

Sounds like she is an aging sugahmama that can't get any sugah anymore.

If you are reading this: You are no better than a bum begging for change on the streetcorner. Get a job you mooch.

 

[BostonRedSoxx]

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt

Originally posted by: BostonRedSox
I love how she says "I was fat back then". Screw her, let her get another job. From the looks of it, I just think she wants the money to make yet another trip to McDonalds for another Super-Sized Triple Quarter Pounder with cheese value meal w/ a diet coke (ever notice how all the fat people get diet soda for whatever reason with their fattening food?).

Better yet, maybe she should take the money she has and get some Trim Spa.

Even better yet, instead of wasting her time at the keyboard, go for a damn jog around the neighbood.

she's not fat

LOL!!!!! Are you blind? With a gut that big, she should have at least a D cup!!!!

 

[Pastore]

Originally posted by: BostonRedSox

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt

Originally posted by: BostonRedSox
I love how she says "I was fat back then". Screw her, let her get another job. From the looks of it, I just think she wants the money to make yet another trip to McDonalds for another Super-Sized Triple Quarter Pounder with cheese value meal w/ a diet coke (ever notice how all the fat people get diet soda for whatever reason with their fattening food?).

Better yet, maybe she should take the money she has and get some Trim Spa.

Even better yet, instead of wasting her time at the keyboard, go for a damn jog around the neighbood.

she's not fat

LOL!!!!! Are you blind? With a gut that big, she should have at least a D cup!!!!

I would love to see a picture of you.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Beast1284

Originally posted by: BostonRedSox

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt

Originally posted by: BostonRedSox
I love how she says "I was fat back then". Screw her, let her get another job. From the looks of it, I just think she wants the money to make yet another trip to McDonalds for another Super-Sized Triple Quarter Pounder with cheese value meal w/ a diet coke (ever notice how all the fat people get diet soda for whatever reason with their fattening food?).

Better yet, maybe she should take the money she has and get some Trim Spa.

Even better yet, instead of wasting her time at the keyboard, go for a damn jog around the neighbood.

she's not fat

LOL!!!!! Are you blind? With a gut that big, she should have at least a D cup!!!!

I would love to see a picture of you.

Maybe he's got some D-cups

nik

 

[BostonRedSoxx]

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt

Originally posted by: BostonRedSox
I love how she says "I was fat back then". Screw her, let her get another job. From the looks of it, I just think she wants the money to make yet another trip to McDonalds for another Super-Sized Triple Quarter Pounder with cheese value meal w/ a diet coke (ever notice how all the fat people get diet soda for whatever reason with their fattening food?).

Better yet, maybe she should take the money she has and get some Trim Spa.

Even better yet, instead of wasting her time at the keyboard, go for a damn jog around the neighbood.

she's not fat

This couldn't be more appropriate right now:


Fat
by Al Yankovic

Lyrics:

Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who's fat

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code

When you're only having seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who's fat

If you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again

You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, hoo
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again who's fat

 

[BostonRedSoxx]

Originally posted by: Beast1284

Originally posted by: BostonRedSox

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt

Originally posted by: BostonRedSox
I love how she says "I was fat back then". Screw her, let her get another job. From the looks of it, I just think she wants the money to make yet another trip to McDonalds for another Super-Sized Triple Quarter Pounder with cheese value meal w/ a diet coke (ever notice how all the fat people get diet soda for whatever reason with their fattening food?).

Better yet, maybe she should take the money she has and get some Trim Spa.

Even better yet, instead of wasting her time at the keyboard, go for a damn jog around the neighbood.

she's not fat

LOL!!!!! Are you blind? With a gut that big, she should have at least a D cup!!!!

I would love to see a picture of you.

Buahahaha, I'm not the one begging for money on the net and splashing my picture all over it. She shouldn't get too upset about the criticizm, she should expect it and I'm sure she's used and it.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

I like this one better

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained,pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by Gods work,then pointed to a large land mass. "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God. "That's New York, the most glorious place on Earth. There's beautiful lakes, rivers, the most marvelous city in the world, New York City. The people from New York City are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them a super-human, undefeatable baseball team who will be admired and feared by all who come across them."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed. "What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!" God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them in Boston."

 

[Pastore]

Originally posted by: BostonRedSox

Originally posted by: Beast1284

Originally posted by: BostonRedSox

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt

Originally posted by: BostonRedSox
I love how she says "I was fat back then". Screw her, let her get another job. From the looks of it, I just think she wants the money to make yet another trip to McDonalds for another Super-Sized Triple Quarter Pounder with cheese value meal w/ a diet coke (ever notice how all the fat people get diet soda for whatever reason with their fattening food?).

Better yet, maybe she should take the money she has and get some Trim Spa.

Even better yet, instead of wasting her time at the keyboard, go for a damn jog around the neighbood.

she's not fat

LOL!!!!! Are you blind? With a gut that big, she should have at least a D cup!!!!

I would love to see a picture of you.

Buahahaha, I'm not the one begging for money on the net and splashing my picture all over it. She shouldn't get too upset about the criticizm, she should expect it and I'm sure she's used and it.

shes splashing her picture all over her webpage? i dont see that... now maybe if she said she thought she was hot or something, but her site doesnt imply that at all...

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: BostonRedSox

Originally posted by: Beast1284

Originally posted by: BostonRedSox

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt

Originally posted by: BostonRedSox
I love how she says "I was fat back then". Screw her, let her get another job. From the looks of it, I just think she wants the money to make yet another trip to McDonalds for another Super-Sized Triple Quarter Pounder with cheese value meal w/ a diet coke (ever notice how all the fat people get diet soda for whatever reason with their fattening food?).

Better yet, maybe she should take the money she has and get some Trim Spa.

Even better yet, instead of wasting her time at the keyboard, go for a damn jog around the neighbood.

she's not fat

LOL!!!!! Are you blind? With a gut that big, she should have at least a D cup!!!!

I would love to see a picture of you.

Buahahaha, I'm not the one begging for money on the net and splashing my picture all over it. She shouldn't get too upset about the criticizm, she should expect it and I'm sure she's used and it.

Instead you're begging for attention on the net and splashing your stupidity all over it. You shouldn't get too upset about the criticizm, you should expect it and I'm sure you're used to it.

 

[BostonRedSoxx]

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt

Originally posted by: BostonRedSox

Originally posted by: Beast1284

Originally posted by: BostonRedSox

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt

Originally posted by: BostonRedSox
I love how she says "I was fat back then". Screw her, let her get another job. From the looks of it, I just think she wants the money to make yet another trip to McDonalds for another Super-Sized Triple Quarter Pounder with cheese value meal w/ a diet coke (ever notice how all the fat people get diet soda for whatever reason with their fattening food?).

Better yet, maybe she should take the money she has and get some Trim Spa.

Even better yet, instead of wasting her time at the keyboard, go for a damn jog around the neighbood.

she's not fat

LOL!!!!! Are you blind? With a gut that big, she should have at least a D cup!!!!

I would love to see a picture of you.

Buahahaha, I'm not the one begging for money on the net and splashing my picture all over it. She shouldn't get too upset about the criticizm, she should expect it and I'm sure she's used and it.

Instead you're begging for attention on the net and splashing your stupidity all over it. You shouldn't get too upset about the criticizm, you should expect it and I'm sure you're used to it.

That's ok, it quite obvious you're one of the above mentioned portly people, and you seemed to take offense and turn this into an attack on me. Let's turn this back around to the idiot who made this website. Now, go back and finish your jelly doughnut before it gets stale.

(By the way, don't use my lines please, I'm sure you're intelligent enough to come up with something clever, or am I giving you too much credit?)

 

[UnixFreak]

First off, I think its really funny how people in here pine over Eakers, who, in my opinion, looks like a rat who bit an extension cord and got electrocuted. Then someone like this comes into the picture, and everyone slams on her because they know, deep down, with Eakers there is a chance, and with Heather, there is not.


Boston Red Sox, I know what type of guy you are, right off the bat. Does it make you feel good? Does it make it easier to get through the day as a pathetic lowlife to talk smack about girls you can't get? I am sure it makes your horrid life just a bit more bearable.


Even if you think she's fat, you can't say she's ugly. That just makes you a fool. Post a pic of your girlfriend, (if you have a living, human one) and lets see how she stacks up. I'd be willing to bet you tear into girls on here a lot, especially if they look like the type to turn you down. Put your money where your mouth is. Take a picture of yourself, holding up a sign that says "unixfreak sucks" or something, with your arm around a better looking woman. If you can't do that, then shut the hell up, because your opinion is worthless.

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt

Originally posted by: Fatt
If I'm gonna give a chick money, there's gonna be sex or nekkidness. Period. Hopefully both.

There isn't. The site is a parody site.

nik

ROTFLMAO!! I think the site is funny,I bet her email is a riot to read too

 

[Johnlee]

She must give great bjs if dudes are buying her cars.

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Johnlee
She must give great bjs if dudes are buying her cars.

Hahaha, sometimes it don't even take that, heck look at how aroused she's got a bunch of the dweebs here and without so much as even a phone call