Girlfriends suck

[Klixxer]

Originally posted by: Jzero
Neal Armstrong:
If you're getting that much Tang, how did you have time for these 4 best friends in the first place?

Direct hit, to the head, OP cannot be rescued.

He died a virgin.

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: rh71
If you have your own gf, you can double and hang out with each other just as much. If you don't... you're just a 3rd wheel and that's why you don't get contacted. That's just the way it is in most cases.

Naw, 'tis cuz this dawg would steal all of their girlfriends. In like... seconds.

He's just so kewl and stuff.

Even the one thats his sister. Damn man.

 

[Klixxer]

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: rh71
If you have your own gf, you can double and hang out with each other just as much. If you don't... you're just a 3rd wheel and that's why you don't get contacted. That's just the way it is in most cases.

Naw, 'tis cuz this dawg would steal all of their girlfriends. In like... seconds.

He's just so kewl and stuff.

Even the one thats his sister. Damn man.

He just can't help it. He's so hawt that every poon is just like drawn to this homey.

 

[SociallyChallenged]

Originally posted by: BatmanNate

Originally posted by: spidey07
dude, poon has a pretty strong pull.

Now go get some.

They should incorporate it into physics. Right next to the strong force and the weak force there could be a poon force. Unifying theory. Stephen Hawking ain't got nothin' on me, bitch.

Poon = strongest force in the universe.

 

[SagaLore]

Date his mom.

 

[FiberoN]

0wn3D

 

[Klixxer]

Originally posted by: SagaLore
Date his mom.

Sure, she should be in her 30's by now so why not, you got her #?

 

[CraigRT]

definitely annoying...
even i hate my GF sometimes!

 

[Brutuskend]

The key words here are screwing and suck.

How can you possably fight THAT!!??

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: BatmanNate

Originally posted by: FallenHero

Originally posted by: boomdart

Originally posted by: minendo
You're just pissed because you can't get laid.

I dont have a girlfriend because there is no way in hell I'm sticking with just one poon My lifestyle revolves around sex, so sticking with just one person would really mess that up. Not to mention, I *like* not worrying about what Mrs. Priss thinks about what I'm doing.

You ever have a girlfriend? Hell, I get poon daily with my girlfriend. 2-3 times if "needed". I doubt you can match that.

Oh yeah? Well I got more concubines than you got posts and they're all barefoot and don't talk. I've never seen the same one twice. I'm working on the rap of Solomon right now. Bet you can match that. E-penis+++++.

hahah classic.:beer:

 

[thomsbrain]

PSA to all guys: Unless you have boobs, you will never compare to your bud's GF, so get over yourself and get a GF of your own.

 

[BA]

I don't have a gf anymore, I'll be your friend...