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Girlfriends suck

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boomdart

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I've now lost four friends because they've got girlfriends. FriendA works at walmart and stays with GirlfriendA every waking minute, never contacting me. One best friend down. FriendB and GirlfriendB live upstairs of FriendB's mom's house and don't ever leave unless its for work. FriendC and GirlfriendC have decided to leave behind everyone else for themselves, and ignore the fact that I exist entirely. FriendD decides to start hating me about 3 days ago because I'm upset with him dating my sister, so he moved his collection of stuff/computer/clothes out of the house and moves back in with his mom in the trailor park. FriendD did thoughtfully give back everything I've ever bought him for his car and set it on my bed, except for engine stuff. My sister hates me because she now has to go to his house to visit him.

So I've lost my four best friends in the world, because they decided to ignore the world and stay with their girlfriends.

Yeah, it sucks
 
Originally posted by: spidey07
dude, poon has a pretty strong pull.

Now go get some.
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They should incorporate it into physics. Right next to the strong force and the weak force there could be a poon force. Unifying theory. Stephen Hawking ain't got nothin' on me, bitch.
 
on top of it all, just imagine all the depraved things your best friend is doing to your sister.

hahah :beer:
 
Originally posted by: BatmanNate
Originally posted by: spidey07
dude, poon has a pretty strong pull.

Now go get some.
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They should incorporate it into physics. Right next to the strong force and the weak force there could be a poon force. Unifying theory. Stephen Hawking ain't got nothin' on me, bitch.
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lol :laugh:
 
Originally posted by: minendo
You're just pissed because you can't get laid.
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I dont have a girlfriend because there is no way in hell I'm sticking with just one poon 😛 My lifestyle revolves around sex, so sticking with just one person would really mess that up. Not to mention, I *like* not worrying about what Mrs. Priss thinks about what I'm doing.
 
Sounds like you were just as much of a prick to your friends as you perceive them being to you.
 
Originally posted by: boomdart
Originally posted by: minendo
You're just pissed because you can't get laid.
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I dont have a girlfriend because there is no way in hell I'm sticking with just one poon 😛 My lifestyle revolves around sex, so sticking with just one person would really mess that up. Not to mention, I *like* not worrying about what Mrs. Priss thinks about what I'm doing.
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Bullshit. You spank it every night and have never had sex.
 
Originally posted by: boomdart
Originally posted by: minendo
You're just pissed because you can't get laid.
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I dont have a girlfriend because there is no way in hell I'm sticking with just one poon 😛 My lifestyle revolves around sex, so sticking with just one person would really mess that up. Not to mention, I *like* not worrying about what Mrs. Priss thinks about what I'm doing.
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Wow, you're one cool-ass playa, dawg.
 
Originally posted by: boomdart
Originally posted by: minendo
You're just pissed because you can't get laid.
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I dont have a girlfriend because there is no way in hell I'm sticking with just one poon 😛 My lifestyle revolves around sex, so sticking with just one person would really mess that up. Not to mention, I *like* not worrying about what Mrs. Priss thinks about what I'm doing.
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You ever have a girlfriend? Hell, I get poon daily with my girlfriend. 2-3 times if "needed". I doubt you can match that.
 
Originally posted by: minendo
Originally posted by: boomdart
Originally posted by: minendo
You're just pissed because you can't get laid.
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I dont have a girlfriend because there is no way in hell I'm sticking with just one poon 😛 My lifestyle revolves around sex, so sticking with just one person would really mess that up. Not to mention, I *like* not worrying about what Mrs. Priss thinks about what I'm doing.
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Bullshit. You spank it every night and have never had sex.
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Seconded.
 
Dude, my friend just got married... i lost him forever.. doesn't come to my bbq.. doesn't go paintball.. spends all his time with his wife... 🙁
 
Originally posted by: FallenHero
Originally posted by: boomdart
Originally posted by: minendo
You're just pissed because you can't get laid.
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I dont have a girlfriend because there is no way in hell I'm sticking with just one poon 😛 My lifestyle revolves around sex, so sticking with just one person would really mess that up. Not to mention, I *like* not worrying about what Mrs. Priss thinks about what I'm doing.
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You ever have a girlfriend? Hell, I get poon daily with my girlfriend. 2-3 times if "needed". I doubt you can match that.
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Oh yeah? Well I got more concubines than you got posts and they're all barefoot and don't talk. I've never seen the same one twice. I'm working on the rap of Solomon right now. Bet you can match that. E-penis+++++.
 
If you have your own gf, you can double and hang out with each other just as much. If you don't... you're just a 3rd wheel and that's why you don't get contacted. That's just the way it is in most cases.
 
Originally posted by: rh71
If you have your own gf, you can double and hang out with each other just as much. If you don't... you're just a 3rd wheel and that's why you don't get contacted. That's just the way it is in most cases.
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Naw, 'tis cuz this dawg would steal all of their girlfriends. In like... seconds.

He's just so kewl and stuff.
 
Neal Armstrong:
If you're getting that much Tang, how did you have time for these 4 best friends in the first place?
😀
 
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