Girlfriends cat is staring at me

[Maximilian]

It wants to kill me.

Suggestions?

 

[BoomerD]

Stop wiping your dick on the cat when you fap.

 

[randomrogue]

Man up!

 

[slayer202]

it wants to kill you? I think that means you can claim self defense

 

[HAL9000]

Kill it, kill it now.

 

[roguerower]

Kick it across the room. Cats are useless anyways.

 

[T_Yamamoto]

EDIT: got get that pussy

 

[Born2bwire]

Stop wiping your dick on the cat when you fap.

Boomer, how much time are you allowed around the grandkids?

 

[slayer202]

the cat-loving ban-happy mods are gonna love this thread

 

[BoomerD]

Boomer, how much time are you allowed around the grandkids?

Unfortunately, WAY too much...besides...he DID ask for suggestions. Obviously he isn't man enough to figure things like that out by himself...()🙂

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Stop wiping your dick on the cat when you fap.

You really need to record your voice so that I can hear it in my mind when reading your posts.

 

[IronWing]

You have to establish dominance. Go piss in its litter box.

 

[JEDI]

"Girlfriends cat is staring at me "

so lick that pussy
<looks at thread and sees pic>
oh..

 

[Maximilian]

Ive finished my pastrami sandwich and i gave it nothing. Thats what it gets for staring at me for half an hour heh, its pissed though.

My foot is chewed and sore now 😡

 

[BoomerD]

Kick the cat in the balls...

Assert your dominance.

 

[Exterous]

Shave it just to make sure your girlfriend understands your stance on hair

 

[lxskllr]

Probably wants to slash your throat for putting 3kx2k images inline. You're making kitty mad.

 

[ThatsABigOne]

Looks like a pretty nice cat. Do not do anything harmful to it, or your other half would get mad.

 

[Murloc]

cute cats

 

[Newbian]

Stare at it back and while it may take a hour or two but once it blinks you will have gained it's respect.