Originally posted by: Mwilding
You get +2 to your man score for having a dog.
You get -10 for having a Pomeranian..
Originally posted by: gsaldivar
Kill your girlfriend NOW.
Originally posted by: SubZero
As much as I hate them damn ankle biters that is pretty harsh to have your girl injure the dog...🙁
I hope you plan on getting it to the vet ???
What really impresses the women is an ex-racing greyhound. They come exquisitely trained, they're unique, and women love 'em. My cousin had a greyhound, the chicks would always come over when he was walking it in the park.Originally posted by: Ilmater
You know what impresses women? Getting a big dog that's not a f***ing idiot yap-dog. Get something like a Husky. "Cute" enough to wow the women, big enough to kill intruders, and smart enough to obey your every command. THAT'S a dog.
Originally posted by: SSP
Originally posted by: halik
As a man, how do you justify having THAT dog????
"no really im not gay, it gets my newspaper in the morning"
Going by that post... all cat owners are gay.
Originally posted by: rh71
don't try to "man-up" a cat... no matter the words you choose, it won't work... they're FElines. 😉
Originally posted by: Azraele
So is the dog ok?[/
yeah, the dog is ok.
Originally posted by: Ilmater
I think you're getting the point.Originally posted by: SSP
Going by that post... all cat owners are gay.Originally posted by: halik
As a man, how do you justify having THAT dog????
"no really im not gay, it gets my newspaper in the morning"
You know what impresses women? Getting a big dog that's not a f***ing idiot yap-dog. Get something like a Husky. "Cute" enough to wow the women, big enough to kill intruders, and smart enough to obey your every command. THAT'S a dog.
And for the record, I knew a TON people that owned Pomeranians (sp?) because my cousin sold them. She sold exactly 0 to guys.
Call me 5 years old if you like, that's just a fact.
Originally posted by: rh71
don't try to "man-up" a cat... no matter the words you choose, it won't work... they're FElines. 😉
Originally posted by: Nebor
Tell your girlfriend to get the fvck out and find a hotter girl. Use your injured puppy to attract them. It's a surefire plan.
Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
dog looks crazed
Originally posted by: Skoorb
Bloody hell man. Bruno was run over a month back and then had a stool thrown at him yesterday? I give 50/50 on maknig it through the end of the year.
Originally posted by: SSP
Originally posted by: halik
As a man, how do you justify having THAT dog????
"no really im not gay, it gets my newspaper in the morning"
Going by that post... all cat owners are gay.