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Girlfriend just sent me flowers at the office :>)

Hmmmm.... You received flowers? What did you send her for her birthday? Baseball bat? Football? Hunting gun? or case of Valvoline 10w30? Men do not receive flowers, women do. Maybe she was trying to tell YOU something about your masculinity! Can you say Mississippi without spitting?
 
Happy Birthday!

I think that is pretty sweet of your girlfriend.

It's also pretty smart... she is sending a message to all the women in your office...

He's taken!
 
Wow, what year is this?

Would you think me more manly if I told you:

I'm an engineer
I played football for 6 years
I can grow a full beard in under a week
I can drink you under the table
I've had more women than you have pubic hair
I threw my back out humping your mom last night

Do any of those things improve your perception of me? If they do then I feel sorry for you. Spend a few more years growing up, read a few more books, open your mind a little more.

I feel it was a nice gesture by a wonderful woman. Sorry you can't experience the same type of relationship.
 
Smiz I gotta give you some credit, you've got it made. You're a man's man and you got a great girl. (I bet she's hot 😱) I liked the pubic hair line ha ha. Anyway, have fun being 21, cause it's time to hit some bars and drink yourself f@!#king stupid!

I'd PM you a beer but im under 21 🙁
 
<---------wishes he had flowers from a girl 🙁 my 21st is coming up, i better have one then, or else im gonna get drunk...wait, i think i might do that anyway 🙂
 
21?

She should have sent you a case of vodka, and a note that said:

&quot;You and me and the porcellin god, tonight.&quot;

At least that's how most 21'sts end up.
 
I would be so embarassed if a girl sent me flowers. But then again, I get embarassed when my girlfriend asks me to hold her purse while she tries on clothes, or going to the store to purchase her feminant hygiene products, etc. Yes, I get embarassed and will usually not do it unless threatened with a knife, gun, or no sex. Usually it's the last one that will get me to do it!
 
Sending flowers to a guy? You better make sure your coworkers know you are a straight-arrow. 🙂 Now if she sent you a universal remote, that's love.
 


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You should see his mom. 😉
 
Happy Birthday man! My gf wanted to give me flowers for valentines day too... i gave her a strange look though. Whatever though, i love anything she gives me.

Come to think of it, I still have the flower (corsage (sp)) she gave me 4 years ago when I took her to the prom. We weren't together then but since i've known her there was always something about the two of us... wierd 🙂
 
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