Girlfriend has been busting my chops for the last 3 hours.....

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
Sadly the only TV shows real life imitatates is COPS.

You won't see me imitating the officers on there.

STOP FVCKING HOLDING YOUR FLASHLIGHT IN YOUR WEAPON HAND, MORONS! :|

Well, I dont think they could run normally if they had their flashlights where you usually have yours, since they dont get as much "practice" with that particular manuever. I doubt any of them have been nicknamed "Officer Catcher", either. 😉

:shocked:

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Chiboy

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit

Originally posted by: Semidevil
on tv, when couples fight....they always end up kissing passinatly and doing the deed right then and there....

you should turn her anger towards you into anger sex.....

Sadly the only TV shows real life imitatates is COPS.

You won't see me imitating the officers on there.


STOP FVCKING HOLDING YOUR FLASHLIGHT IN YOUR WEAPON HAND, MORONS! :|

LMAO! You walk out with a strap 1st huh cuz?

Rule #1 in Officer Safety: Keep your weapon hand empty whenever possible.

Maybe they are all left handed on that show. 😛

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Chiboy

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit

Originally posted by: Semidevil
on tv, when couples fight....they always end up kissing passinatly and doing the deed right then and there....

you should turn her anger towards you into anger sex.....

Sadly the only TV shows real life imitatates is COPS.

You won't see me imitating the officers on there.


STOP FVCKING HOLDING YOUR FLASHLIGHT IN YOUR WEAPON HAND, MORONS! :|

LMAO! You walk out with a strap 1st huh cuz?

Rule #1 in Officer Safety: Keep your weapon hand empty whenever possible.

Maybe they are all left handed on that show. 😛

Notice I said weapon hand, not *right* hand. 😛

 

[ribbon13]

Put on a wife beater, slap her down and yell "MAKE ME A TOASTED CHEESE BITCH". And when she brings it to you, yell "Where the fvck is my tomato soup? I want my god damn tomato soup!!!!"

 

[Malak]

Originally posted by: Chiboy
What? This thread is fvcked up. It sounds like your fvcking 16 & you havent fvcked her yet. You gotta be the man you lil pussy, if she want the d!ck she'll come to you.

You are the dumbest person I've seen yet in ATOT. Dumber than myjaja! I hope no one ever takes your advice.

 

[Pepsi90919]

just use the Triforceofcourage and everything will be ok

 

[winr]

A while back, old GF.

She comes over to watch a movie and says, please dont talk during the movie.
I say ok, she says, you always talk during movies.
I say, I will watch myself this time.

So, we watch movie, I dont say anything, when the movie is almost over she turns to me and says, if you are just going to sit there silent and ignoring me just take me home.

:Q😕🙁😕:frown::disgust:🙁:evil:

I stood up and said go get in the car, she said what for.

I took the loonie toons home and as she walked up to her house she looked back at me with a look of confusion on her face.

The last 3 GFs were just like her.

Am I jinxed or what?


😕

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: winr
A while back, old GF.

She comes over to watch a movie and says, please dont talk during the movie.
I say ok, she says, you always talk during movies.
I say, I will watch myself this time.

So, we watch movie, I dont say anything, when the movie is almost over she turns to me and says, if you are just going to sit there silent and ignoring me just take me home.

:Q😕🙁😕:frown::disgust:🙁:evil:

I stood up and said go get in the car, she said what for.

I took the loonie toons home and as she walked up to her house she looked back at me with a look of confusion on her face.

The last 3 GFs were just like her.

Am I jinxed or what?


😕

where do you pick up these confusing mixed signals related girls?

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: winr
A while back, old GF.

She comes over to watch a movie and says, please dont talk during the movie.
I say ok, she says, you always talk during movies.
I say, I will watch myself this time.

So, we watch movie, I dont say anything, when the movie is almost over she turns to me and says, if you are just going to sit there silent and ignoring me just take me home.

:Q😕🙁😕:frown::disgust:🙁:evil:

I stood up and said go get in the car, she said what for.

I took the loonie toons home and as she walked up to her house she looked back at me with a look of confusion on her face.

The last 3 GFs were just like her.

Am I jinxed or what?


😕

estrogen is a helluva drug 😉

 

[Stumps]

My mum mostly gets angry..mostly

 

[Triforceofcourage]

Update:

She now asked me out for Friday night like nothing even happened. I said I would go because I am not one to hold a grudge.

 

[bibbyking]

young girls are just like that..... dont worry though, soon enough she will have a real reason to bust your chops, and you will long for the days she was just being stupid.

because when a girl is acting stupid it will eventually dawn on her, and she will spoil you. when she has a real reason to b1tch though, she is just b1tchy.

 

[Nitemare]

Curb meet gf, gf ... curb

Way too many fishies in the sea to pick one of the huge ammount of psychotic ones.

 

[KarenMarie]

Originally posted by: Triforceofcourage

Originally posted by: chuckywang
reason for said pissiness?

I changed the channel on the TV. Isn't that the stupidest thing you ever heard.

Why didnt she just change it back and tell you to at least ask first next time? How old is she?... if you dont mind my asking.

My b/f does that all the time... I like listening to the radio... and he just comes in turns the teevee off.... I dont pull attitude... I either just turn the teevee off and turn the radio up to send the message... or I will say "well, I guess I am done listening to the radio then, huh?"....

How silly is it to pull an attitude for hours and hours? Talk about biting off your own nose!
🙂

 

[m3rcury]

Originally posted by: Triforceofcourage
Update:

She now asked me out for Friday night like nothing even happened. I said I would go because I am not one to miss out on a chance of some sweet sweet lovin'.

Corrected your post

 

[Cobalt]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Chiboy
What? This thread is fvcked up. It sounds like your fvcking 16 & you havent fvcked her yet. You gotta be the man you lil pussy, if she want the d!ck she'll come to you.

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH shiiiiiiit, dawg. No you DI-INT! Dayum, you one fine-ass playa, y'all. That cracka be spittin' all kinda shiznit, but you done told him real, G!

Thank you for the new sig!

 

[Cook1]

There was an ad link to a sample pack in the Hot Deals section somewhere, 100 condoms for like $30.

 

[CraigRT]

story of my life! 😛

 

[cHeeZeFacTory]

Note to self: plan next vacation in brazil

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: cHeeZeFacTory
Note to self: plan next vacation in brazil

why brazil?

 

[cherrytwist]

Within ten minutes of her getting here she started getting pissy and then the rest of the night gave me the cold shoulder.

<b>Something was wrong and she expected you to know what it was. Since you didn't, you got the cold shoulder.</b>

Why she would want to give me the cold shoulder for 3 hours I will never know. I guess her goal was to torture me.

<b>Yup. At least you got that part right. </b>

Then when she finally decided to leave she got pissed because I just gave her a small kiss on the lips. I mean why should I give her a good kiss when she was being bitchy all night.

<b>Ok, now *you* sound like a woman. </b>

Update:

She now asked me out for Friday night like nothing even happened. I said I would go because I am not one to hold a grudge.

<b>It's like a roller coaster, ain't it? Just enjoy the ride. </b>

 

[Triforceofcourage]

I will keep you updated as things develop. Expect to hear another update Friday night or Saturday morning. Until then straighten up and fly right 🙂

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: Semidevil
on tv, when couples fight....they always end up kissing passinatly and doing the deed right then and there....

you should turn her anger towards you into anger sex.....

Quoted for truth. She wanted loving, not TV.

 

[dartworth]

I can't wait till the book comes out...

 

I call my g/f out everytime she acts really dumb like that. She doesnt like it, but about an hour later she apologizes. She does the same to me...things seem to work out. Just confront her next time, they dont really expect it.