girlfriend cant stop breathing

[BespinReactorShaft]

6/10

 

[Ausm]

Blow up dolls don't breathe

Ausm

 

[Dacalo]

Originally posted by: Ausm
Blow up dolls don't breathe

Ausm

own3d

 

[murphy55d]

OMG tears! Funniest parody I've read in a LONG time!

 

[Zugzwang152]

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix

Originally posted by: Negative3
my girlfriend cant stop breathing. she is laying on my bathroom floor covered up and has a plastic bag over her face. she's not moving and has a waxy look in her eyes. what could be the problem? i tried to tighten the plastic bag but she refuses to stop breathing.

end yourself.

fixed. noob.

 

[imported_Negative3]

It amazes me that so many people put so much stock into someone's join date and/or post count...as if that was the day they were born...

People with sticks up their a$$e$ sure aren't in short supply around here...

 

[Tremulant]

Originally posted by: Negative3
my girlfriend cant stop breathing. she is laying on my bathroom floor covered up and has a plastic bag over her face. she's not moving and has a waxy look in her eyes. what could be the problem? i tried to tighten the plastic bag but she refuses to stop breathing.

:thumbsup: 9/10.

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: Negative3
It amazes me that so many people put so much stock into someone join date and/or post count...as if that was the day they were born...

People with sticks up their a$$e$ sure aren't in short supply around here...

It's a simple matter of understanding protocols and procedures. Members who have been around a long time or have a lot of exposure to the forum understand and follow the "comfort" flow of the board. When a "noob" comes along, it's like rubbing a kitten the wrong way. Just pisses 'em off. So any "stock" that is placed in a post count or membership length stems from their ability to know what flys and what sinks. What pisses people off and what doesn't. Most of them recognize and follow the flow. Most "noobs" deserving of the name do not.

I'm not justifying this conditioning practice, I'm just observing it like it is on almost every message board.