Girl wont stop talking

[KarmaPolice]

Have you ever been to a small party and have this annoying girl start talking to you. This weekend i was sitting on the couch drinking some beer and this girl sits down. This is the first time where I literally didn't talk at all and actually started to test to see just how long she would talk without me saying a damn thing. She talked for like 5 mins straight. At one point i gave up and tried to say something but she cut me off! The only reason i put up with it was that she was reasonably good looking...

To top it off she talked with a fake Australian accent....

/end weak rant.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Take some ear muffs.

 

[meltdown75]

sounds like she needs a pacifier... of sorts.

 

[StevenYoo]

MAYBE A DINGO ATE YOUR BABY

 

[Sphexi]

Ever think that the only type of girl you can attract is an annoying one?

 

[hanoverphist]

poke her in the cleavage, that will make her stop.

 

[leftyman]

give her beer

 

[SonnyDaze]

Originally posted by: KarmaPolice
Have you ever been to a small party and have this annoying girl start talking to you. This weekend i was sitting on the couch drinking some beer and this girl sits down. This is the first time where I literally didn't talk at all and actually started to test to see just how long she would talk without me saying a damn thing. She talked for like 5 mins straight. At one point i gave up and tried to say something but she cut me off! The only reason i put up with it was that she was reasonably good looking...

To top it off she talked with a fake Australian accent....

/end weak rant.

Did you hit it or what?

 

[xSauronx]

Shes Talking Again

edit: disregard the video, i have no idea what the hell it is.... the audio is self-explanatory

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper
muffs.

:camera:'s?

 

[Hyperlite]

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze

Originally posted by: KarmaPolice
Have you ever been to a small party and have this annoying girl start talking to you. This weekend i was sitting on the couch drinking some beer and this girl sits down. This is the first time where I literally didn't talk at all and actually started to test to see just how long she would talk without me saying a damn thing. She talked for like 5 mins straight. At one point i gave up and tried to say something but she cut me off! The only reason i put up with it was that she was reasonably good looking...

To top it off she talked with a fake Australian accent....

/end weak rant.

Did you hit it or what?

i know, right. i was hoping he would at least get something for his suffering.

 

[jhayx7]

This thread needs more Urkel

 

[Steve]

Been there. Just creep her out, she'll leave you alone.

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
sounds like she needs a pacifier... of sorts.

lol, this is too good to go unnoticed.

 

[Aikouka]

Originally posted by: sm8000
Been there. Just creep her out, she'll leave you alone.

To go along with your username, KarmaPolice, just sing "Creep" to her .

 

[KarmaPolice]

Originally posted by: Aikouka

Originally posted by: sm8000
Been there. Just creep her out, she'll leave you alone.

To go along with your username, KarmaPolice, just sing "Creep" to her .

lol i think my singing voice would scare anyone away.

I ended up just ignoring her and then excused myself to play beer pong....

I mean...*cough* I hit it..

 

[paulxcook]

She really had a fake Australian accent? You could just interrupt her and ask, "Excuse me, but are you serious? You aren't from Australia."

Unless trying to be funny, people who fake accents are the lowest form of lame.

 

[SonnyDaze]

Originally posted by: KarmaPolice

Originally posted by: Aikouka

Originally posted by: sm8000
Been there. Just creep her out, she'll leave you alone.

To go along with your username, KarmaPolice, just sing "Creep" to her .

lol i think my singing voice would scare anyone away.

I ended up just ignoring her and then excused myself to play beer pong....

I mean...*cough* I hit it..

Good man. :thumbsup: She can talk all she wants now, you just roll over and go to sleep.

 

[clamum]

A fake Australian accent? Why the fvck would anyone talk with a fake accent, besides trying to be funny or something?

EDIT: Looks like paulxcook beat me to it.

 

[MisterJackson]

The last girl I dated was like that. It got old, QUICK. I still see her every few weeks because she cuts my hair, and now it seems to be worse.

She's one of those people that no matter what you've done, she's done it to and wants to tell her story first.

Example:

Her: "What you been up to?"

Me: "Well, the other day, my polar bear and I took a trip to Mars to mediate a peace accord between the.......

Her: <Cutting me off> OHHHHH!! That reminds me of this one time me and my Grizzly bear "Snuggles"...blah blah blah...."


What was funny is the last time I saw her she showed me a page in this "Womans saying a day calendar" someone gave her. It said "Today I will listen when I normally talk". I chuckled, then she said she's been doing that. At that point I broke out in hysterical laughter. Instead of listening, she of course started talking, and barely stopped to breathe.

 

[KarmaPolice]

Originally posted by: clamum
A fake Australian accent? Why the fvck would anyone talk with a fake accent, besides trying to be funny or something?

EDIT: Looks like paulxcook beat me to it.

She says she only does it when she drinks...and she said she does it unconsciously. Both I know are lies lol

 

[pontifex]

there's this guy that works here who used to do IT work. every time i have to go back to the office he works in, he never shuts up.

 

[ThePresence]

She likes you and she's nervous.
Give her a break and another chance.

 

[rivan]

Originally posted by: KarmaPolice
Have you ever been to a small party and have this annoying girl start talking to you. This weekend i was sitting on the couch drinking some beer and this girl sits down. This is the first time where I literally didn't talk at all and actually started to test to see just how long she would talk without me saying a damn thing. She talked for like 5 mins straight. At one point i gave up and tried to say something but she cut me off! The only reason i put up with it was that she was reasonably good looking...

To top it off she talked with a fake Australian accent....

/end weak rant.

Look at the bright side, at least it's not the old, fat, googly eyed guy manning the Walgreens register who, out of the blue, decides you need to have a talk with him about the virtues of making a living being a professional bull rider.

 

[paulxcook]

Originally posted by: KarmaPolice

Originally posted by: clamum
A fake Australian accent? Why the fvck would anyone talk with a fake accent, besides trying to be funny or something?

EDIT: Looks like paulxcook beat me to it.

She says she only does it when she drinks...and she said she does it unconsciously. Both I know are lies lol

ABSOLUTE lies. When I was a little kid I think I tried to convince people I had a southern accent. I thought it would somehow make me cool. But I was, like, 8. Doing that as an adult would be just weird.