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NikPreviousAcct

No Lifer
Aug 15, 2000
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Originally posted by: BoberFett
Originally posted by: johnjohn320

Haha. A guy with nearly 10,000 posts telling people to "get off the computer and get a life." That's funny. ;)

Except that I get laid nightly. :D

doesn't your left hand get jealous of your right?

nik
 

iamwiz82

Lifer
Jan 10, 2001
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here here! I'm sick of it along with the "oh i love her" crap. We dont give a flying rats ass who you love. Chances are while you are typing up that message she is servicing some trucker a few miels away.
 

luv2chill

Diamond Member
Feb 22, 2000
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Originally posted by: BoberFett
Originally posted by: johnjohn320

Haha. A guy with nearly 10,000 posts telling people to "get off the computer and get a life." That's funny. ;)

Except that I get laid nightly. :D

Hell, I've had more poon in the last year than some of these pasty whites will get in their life. :p
Damn you're cool.

l2c
 

Aceman

Banned
Oct 9, 1999
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Hey BoberFett,
I have a question.......

I just walked in the door after tossing back 6-7 after work and the wife had her bags packed and a certified letter in her hands from the mortgage company saying we're behind be 1 year on the mortgage. She said she "was out of here".
Is she playing hard to get and do you think I have a shot at her in bed tonight if I just say I'm sorry?

Thanks in Advance. These women are hard to understand.
 

Alphathree33

Platinum Member
Dec 1, 2000
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*Alphathree goes and cries in a corner*

Seriously, I didn't even read your post beyond the title and I have no intent on it.

I'm now doing a search for all of the no doubt masterworks of threads that you have posted. I'll get back to you and post my findings here.
 

BoberFett

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: Aceman
Hey BoberFett,
I have a question.......

I just walked in the door after tossing back 6-7 after work and the wife had her bags packed and a certified letter in her hands from the mortgage company saying we're behind be 1 year on the mortgage. She said she "was out of here".
Is she playing hard to get and do you think I have a shot at her in bed tonight if I just say I'm sorry?

Thanks in Advance. These women are hard to understand.

Ace

You should write her a note and have your friend pass it to her later. If you don't get served papers within a week, I'd say she might still like you.

Edit: And if she sits next to you in 4th period, then I'd say your definitely in. But you might want to play hard to get.

Or stab her.
 

Alphathree33

Platinum Member
Dec 1, 2000
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Okay so let's see,

BoberFett: "I've already got kids and definitely don't want more. My girlfriend wants to get her tubes tied, but she can't find a doctor to do it. They've all refused since she's only 27 and hasn't had any kids yet. She's sure she doesn't want any, so I figure it's up to me to go under the knife.

From the people I've talked to about the pain involved with a vasectomy I've gotten answers from "Didn't hurt." to "Weeks of intense pain." so I thought I'd start a poll."


This tells me that you have a girlfriend, so you could care less about people who are single and you post threads like this. Thanks, I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Very nice.

Now what the f*ck do you think degrades the forum more? A thread asking for girl advice or a thread that attacks other members?

I suggested once that we split off topic into two forums, one for more fun posts and one for people who obviously have an extremely high standards for posts such as yourself. That idea was shot down, probably by someone as hypocritical as yourself.

You do realize the stupidity of what you said? Girl posts come from interacting with girls, not from spending time in the basement. People who spend all day on their computer post babe threads, not girl threads. You seem to be trying to simultaneously accuse me of being both a nerd with no social life who doesn't talk to girls AND someone who should take their girl problems somewhere else. Sorry, I don't buy it.

You like polls about whether or not you should get yourself sterilized? YOU SHOULD. Trust me. You want a poll? Let's have a poll to find out who thinks you are a jerk, who thinks you are a pompous as*, and who thinks you are both.

Now I looked through your other posts and I see that you rarely start threads of your own, probably because you can't even reach your own standards. I don't have time right now to hunt down individual replies from you, but I'd hazard a guess that a portion of them are thread-crapping. Obviously you have made some decent posts since you are an elite member. At this point, however, I would like to ask the mods to reconsider that decision based on the evidence at hand.

When I read posts by other elite members, I always think "I am proud that this person is a member of ATOT. What a quality post." I think that is what defines an elite member. Maybe one day I will be able to be proud of you, too. Jerk.
 

iamwiz82

Lifer
Jan 10, 2001
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what i dont understand is why you dont talk to your friends about your love lives. Why the hell would you publicize it on the internet? I'd say learn to talk to your friends, not strangers.
 

Red Dawn

Elite Member
Jun 4, 2001
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Wow Alphathree33, you said a mouthful. Now spit it out and go use some mouthwash.
 

BoberFett

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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AlphaThree33

You seem to have taken this rather personally. Apparently you can't get a woman either.
 

Alphathree33

Platinum Member
Dec 1, 2000
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Originally posted by: BoberFett
AlphaThree33 You seem to have taken this rather personally. Apparently you can't get a woman either.

I dislike being called a pathetic bunghole, you pathetic bunghole.
 

Aceman

Banned
Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: Alphathree33
Originally posted by: BoberFett
AlphaThree33 You seem to have taken this rather personally. Apparently you can't get a woman either.

I dislike being called a pathetic bunghole, you pathetic bunghole.


Just my thought..... I think he called it as he (and others) saw it.
 

Alphathree33

Platinum Member
Dec 1, 2000
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Originally posted by: Aceman
Originally posted by: Alphathree33
Originally posted by: BoberFett AlphaThree33 You seem to have taken this rather personally. Apparently you can't get a woman either.
I dislike being called a pathetic bunghole, you pathetic bunghole.
Just my thought..... I think he called it as he (and others) saw it.

He was wrong.
 

Mill

Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
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The girl threads are pathetic. Grow some balls and ask a freakin' girl out. It isn't that hard to get a girl. Pathetic bungholes fits the definition of a lonely nerd who is too scared to ask a girl out quite well.

 

Moonbeam

Elite Member
Nov 24, 1999
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Personally I have the greatest sympathy for young people growing up and facing the challenges of life. Girls, boys, sexual relationships are central and challenging events in everybody's life at some point. As you get older and get laid every day like Bobber, you can develop a certain intolerance toward yourself if you were once hurt by life and your own naiveté. It's painful to be reminded of when you were young, stupid, and insecure. When the insecurity continues but is masked by false confidence and bravado exposure to the naive reawakens the old self hate. That's why you see so many bitter older people making fun of younger ones. They still can't accept that they were such fools and have never let it go. They don't like you because they don't like themselves, the part of themselves you remind them of. So have a care. You yourself may go through this very cycle.
 

Chaotic42

Lifer
Jun 15, 2001
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Originally posted by: geno
"Like, omg, some girl brushed up against my arm and I shot one in my pants!!! Is that normal?"

typical of what I've been seeing :p

lmao....

That's hilarious!

:p
 

Orsorum

Lifer
Dec 26, 2001
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So what exactly was your point in creating this thread? You're whining about someone else's whining.
 

Orsorum

Lifer
Dec 26, 2001
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Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Originally posted by: geno
"Like, omg, some girl brushed up against my arm and I shot one in my pants!!! Is that normal?"

typical of what I've been seeing :p

lmao....

That's hilarious!

:p

Aye, it is. :)
 

lilFajita

Golden Member
Aug 2, 2002
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Yea, but what about the YAGuyTs....cause, uh, I was thinking of doing one of those...

oh wait...
 

Oh, Moonbeam! Thank you for standing up for the young ones. I'm so proud of you. In fact, I want you to be mine. Will you be mine? I swear, I won't even bother about your physical appearance. You're a nice guy, even when I disagree with your philosophy! Thank you, beam of light! ;) :D

Alphathree, now I see the source of your anger. Just play the game this way: As much as I would expect BoberFett and others to mind their freakin' biz and leave it up to the moderators and forum policy to decide what is unacceptable, I would hope that you would leave BobberFett and all others who hold his view to spend their energy whining about girl threads within their own threads. At least this thread was started separately, unlike other cases where girl threads were interrupted for this message. Think of it this way: If it bothers them that much to pick on girl threads, then they must be envious or have some sense of insecurity for not being noticed or their egotism remaining unnoticed. At least the geeks or nerds admit to their weaknesses, but what have the braggers got to admit to?
rolleye.gif
The first step to solving a problem is to admit that there is a problem. ;)

Forget them, Alphathree. Chill. :)
 

Sluggo

Lifer
Jun 12, 2000
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Originally posted by: baffled2
Whew !! thank goodness I never start girl help threads :p

If you did it, could reach "number of posts" history in a matter of minutes.