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That is crazy typing, probably one of the most extreme I've seen.

As for you don't tell me YOU DON'T know what to do?

Talk to her then just go to kiss her. If she actually means what she says she'll be a man eater from the moment you kiss her. Lets see if it comes true for you.

btw I thought Desi meant Indian girl?
 
First off, type english like stated above. That was so fvcking hard to read. I hate all that IM lingo Sh!t. You both sound like you just came out of the ghetto. It was like reading a conversation of Jim (the slave) from Tom Sawyer's Adventure. Damn!

Anyway, get some rubbers, be a man, and "u step up"

Also, sounds like there may be some lollipop licking as well. Make sure you know if she is going to swallow or spit first. She may not like the taste of the lollipop juice. It's better to know that before hand so you don't have to worry about it later.

As Jay Mohr does: when you get hard, point to it and say to her, "What are you going to do about this?"
 
Originally posted by: Night201


Also, sounds like there may be some lollipop licking as well. Make sure you know if she is going to swallow or spit first. She may not like the taste of the lollipop juice. It's better to know that before hand so you don't have to worry about it later.
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LOL.

Just talk you her normally, but watch her actions. If she looks like she's expecting something, then make your move. Otherwise, stay good friends. Ain't no shame in that.

 
Originally posted by: Koing
Talk to her then just go to kiss her. If she actually means what she says she'll be a man eater from the moment you kiss her. Lets see if it comes true for you.
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That actually is not far from the truth...

If you just lean over and kiss her, she'll probably be all over you...

Most girls are programmed to never do that first which is a shame, cause we guys are stupid sometimes... (this thread is proof)

: ) Hopper
 
Originally posted by: Grasshopper27
Originally posted by: Koing
Talk to her then just go to kiss her. If she actually means what she says she'll be a man eater from the moment you kiss her. Lets see if it comes true for you.
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That actually is not far from the truth...

If you just lean over and kiss her, she'll probably be all over you...

Most girls are programmed to never do that first which is a shame, cause we guys are stupid sometimes... (this thread is proof)

: ) Hopper
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LOL, this forum is proof 🙂
 
Originally posted by: Night201

Also, sounds like there may be some lollipop licking as well. Make sure you know if she is going to swallow or spit first. She may not like the taste of the lollipop juice. It's better to know that before hand so you don't have to worry about it later.
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LOL! 😀

Well it does sound kinda gross when you put it that way...

All jokes aside, that actually is something worth finding out ahead of time, nothing quite like the reaction from a girl when she gets her reward for her efforts, and wasn't expecting. Even more so, when she has never enjoyed the reward before.

: ) Hopper
 
i met up with this chick off the net recently too. it was last friday. she was a total slut! she was hanging off my nuts!

anyhow seeing as how we just met of course we've gotta have sex. so i pounded the poontang with some trojans and i did such a good job i pounded it again last night.

man the sluts only come out late at night. go pound some poontang bro!
 
Well she probably has not demonstrated for a couple of months and thinks she is stagnet, dont know who caused it so going to blame it on you. Me thinks this female is trouble.

Bleep
 
Well I just got home, I didnt see her all day. I left at 2:30 from my house & she called at 3:00 but I was pretty far off. I dont know when I will talk to her again but I get my car end of next month so I'm just gonna ask her to go to the movies or something with me then.
 
ROFL @ this thread.

Good stuff here 😀 Umm, yeah why would you be interested in this girl if she acts like that IRL. I can picture some type of crackwhore with kool-aid hair....
 
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