Girl gets it on with a tree

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TheNinja

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I guess she got comfort in the fact that the tree wood never leave her.

She always had a thing for men who were deeply rooted in their beliefs.

She's into men who are all bark and no bite.

I guess she was feeling a little sappy that day.
 

TallBill

Lifer
Apr 29, 2001
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Okay wtf?

Don't tell me that it's about putting in effort this time around lol. That tree got some while being a tree lol.

My confusion level regarding women has just doubled.

Clearly you've never tried mdma.... i'd have a threesome with her and the tree.
 

kranky

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Millennials are so lame. They spend their entire lives texting and videotaping the world go by with their phones instead of actually experiencing life. Put the phones down.

Never happen. It's more important to put something on youtube and bask in the glory of seeing 10,000 viewers than it is to experience the thing.
 

TallBill

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Never happen. It's more important to put something on youtube and bask in the glory of seeing 10,000 viewers than it is to experience the thing.

Yeah I have mild freakouts sometimes when everyone pulls their camera out. I was on a large boat during fireworks and everyone was taking pictures. I went back down below deck to drink.
 

Lean L

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Clearly you've never tried mdma.... i'd have a threesome with her and the tree.

And if I do, will I be able to make out with my own hand and think it's the hottest girl?

I mean, screw reality if you can have it all in your own mind right?
 

Dr. Zaus

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Apparently you have stumped a few with this one.

:awe:

Right? And I thought I was dealing with professional internets c'mon ATOT
:colbert:

HalNeckthousand said:
You are misspelling things so that they are tree related... I don't get it
You and me both buddy you and me both.
 
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Dr. Zaus

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You got some crazy mdma then.

In some parts of Africa they use sticks to brush their teeth.

I'm assuming she isn't honestly trying to hump the tree, but rather that she's simply having fun/acting silly and enjoying the feeling of the bark against her skin.


In support of your point: I think hippy or candy flipping's about the only way to do that for honest though (or maybe just MDMA + an MAOI)
 

AznAnarchy99

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In some parts of Africa they use sticks to brush their teeth.

I'm assuming she isn't honestly trying to hump the tree, but rather that she's simply having fun/acting silly and enjoying the feeling of the bark against her skin.


In support of your point: I think hippy or candy flipping's about the only way to do that for honest though (or maybe just MDMA + an MAOI)

Maybe its a fetish that no one understands :p

LoL its probably a mix. MDMA for the lovin, LSD/shrooms/ or some other hallucinogen for thinking the tree is a person lmao.
 

Dr. Zaus

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Maybe its a fetish that no one understands :p

LoL its probably a mix. MDMA for the lovin, LSD/shrooms/ or some other hallucinogen for thinking the tree is a person lmao.

Keep in mind with an MAOI you can trip some balls (and end up in the ER or dead).

Which is a very common outcome, what with MDMA causing depression.
 

TallBill

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Ive never been mentally out of mind like that on mdma. I have a clearer conscious on mdma than alcohol.

Yeah I was pretty drunk the one time I tried it. I wasn't quite to that level but was feeling pretty good.


And if I do, will I be able to make out with my own hand and think it's the hottest girl?

I mean, screw reality if you can have it all in your own mind right?

I don't see why not?