Giant Gummy Bear

[Kaido]

Alternator-sized?

 

[scott916]

OMG I fuckin want one. That's awesome!

 

[JMapleton]

I had one for breakfast, thank you.

 

[SampSon]

I'm buying one when I get home.

 

[clamum]

SampSon likes boys.

 

[SampSon]

I like boys that look like girls, much like clamum.
mmm.. clamum in a bed of damp gummy bears.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: clamum
SampSon likes boys.

on a stick?

 

[biggestmuff]

How ridiculously disgusting. Revolting more like it. It needs to be dipped in chocolate then sprinkled with toffee chips.

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Q: Are these delicious bears vegetarian friendly?
A: We're not vegetarians ourselves, so we're not 100% certain. However, the Giant Gummy Bear does contain gelatin, which is a product derived from animals. The ingredients are listed in the Nutritional Information section above.

Damn it, I want to know if it's pork gelatin or not, I WANT ONE

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Originally posted by: biggestmuff
How ridiculously disgusting. Revolting more like it. It needs to be dipped in chocolate then sprinkled with toffee chips.

and then, deep fried!

 

[joesmoke]

Originally posted by: MagnusTheBrewer

Originally posted by: biggestmuff
How ridiculously disgusting. Revolting more like it. It needs to be dipped in chocolate then sprinkled with toffee chips.

and then, deep fried!

this recipe is missing the following:

cheese
bacon
being waffle-wrapped

 

[sactoking]

Homer: Ooh, gummi bears! Gummi calves' heads...gummi jaw breakers!
[sees a gummi figure on a red pillow in a glass case, turning]
Homer: [lustily] Ohh...[walks up] What's that?
Man: [German accent] That is the rarest gummi of them all, the gummi
Venus de Milo, carved by gummi artisans who were exclusively in
the medium of gummi.
Marge: Will you two stop saying "gummi" so much?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: scott916
OMG I fuckin want one. That's awesome!

Why? It's $20 a pound, that's 10 times the price of normal ones.

 

[effowe]

Originally posted by: sactoking

Homer: Ooh, gummi bears! Gummi calves' heads...gummi jaw breakers!
[sees a gummi figure on a red pillow in a glass case, turning]
Homer: [lustily] Ohh...[walks up] What's that?
Man: [German accent] That is the rarest gummi of them all, the gummi
Venus de Milo, carved by gummi artisans who were exclusively in
the medium of gummi.
Marge: Will you two stop saying "gummi" so much?

Drool

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: NSFW

Originally posted by: clamum
SampSon likes boys.

on a stick?

Isn't that the whole point?

 

[Kelvrick]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt

Originally posted by: scott916
OMG I fuckin want one. That's awesome!

Why? It's $20 a pound, that's 10 times the price of normal ones.

Because its 90 times larger.

 

[sactoking]

Originally posted by: Kelvrick

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt

Originally posted by: scott916
OMG I fuckin want one. That's awesome!

Why? It's $20 a pound, that's 10 times the price of normal ones.

Because its 90 times larger.

Step 1: Buy 88 gummi bears
Step 2: leave them in your car in August
Step 3: smoosh them into giant gummi
Step 4: shove stick up pooper (of the gummi)
Step 5: Enjoy gummi bear that's 88 times larger than normal, on a stick
Step 6: Save $10 (Profit!)

 

[Kelvrick]

Originally posted by: sactoking

Originally posted by: Kelvrick

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt

Originally posted by: scott916
OMG I fuckin want one. That's awesome!

Why? It's $20 a pound, that's 10 times the price of normal ones.

Because its 90 times larger.

Step 1: Buy 88 gummi bears
Step 2: leave them in your car in August
Step 3: smoosh them into giant gummi
Step 4: shove stick up pooper (of the gummi)
Step 5: Enjoy gummi bear that's 88 times larger than normal, on a stick
Step 6: Save $10 (Profit!)

Thats just a hassle. I still have a job and make enough to pay for someone else/machine to make it for me.

I'm not going to buy it, but I'll admit that I want it. If I was at a fair or carnival some place where everything was already overpriced, I'd probably buy it.

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: NSFW

Originally posted by: clamum
SampSon likes boys.

on his stick?

 

[KevinCU]

There is nothing wrong with shoving a relatively large shaft up a candy bear's ass.

 

[ballmode]

wow that pwns, steep price but mmmmm

 

[imported_Imp]

I imagine that it tastes pretty bad.

 

[slayer202]

+$8 shipping

 

[EGGO]

It looks like it would taste horrible.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Originally posted by: Imp
I imagine that it tastes pretty bad.

If it tastes like gummi bear then that's impossible.