My wife will no longer let me watch a baseball game in the bedroom.
ME: "Can I watch the Twinkies on TV up here?"
WIFE: "Sure, nothing else is on for the next hour or two."
FIVE HOURS LATER:
WIFE: "I suffered through 5, count them 5 hours of the most boring sport on TV. There will be no more baseball games watch from the dish. You want to watch baseball you can go down to the basement and watch it on the 13" tv with no satellite connected to it."