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[thedarkwolf]

Is she hot?

MMMMM ghost sex

 

[fataIerror]

necrophiliacs are disgusting :disgust:

 

[Jimbo]

<< Is she hot? >>


If you dig really old chicks, dressed like The Queen, I guess she would be HOT! I admit I have never seen her. I guess I am just the wrong gender.

 

[ohtwell]

Does the ghost just make a lot of noise?




: ) Amanda

 

[joohang]

<< Impossible. He was taken up to heaven to be seated at the right hand of the Father.

However, He will come again.....hmmm.....? >>


I don't know about Mr. Christ, but we got yakko.

I have my contacts to God through him.

 

[Jimbo]

<< Does the ghost just make a lot of noise? >>


Sometimes. It depends on its mood.

 

[joohang]

<< I've went downstairs in our house before and the gas fireplace has been turned on. Kids were sleeping and asked my girlfriend if she turned it on and she says no. Only ones that live in the house. >>


That's so friggin' spooky. Not to mention it's so dangerous.

 

[thedarkwolf]

<< necrophiliacs are disgusting :disgust: >>



I agree but where talking about a ghost here not a corpse

 

[fataIerror]

True, but they are both dead, supposedly

 

[morkinva]

The power of Christ compels you! The Power of Christ compels you!

Oh ya, can gay guys see it?

 

[zeruty]

Ok, I need and old priest and a new priest...

 

[zeruty]

Oh, hey... here's an idea

I happened across a couple of places on the net that have ghost cams
webcams set up in haunted houses
perhaps you can set up a webcam looking at a mirror!

use netmeeting with someone else with a haunted house, so the ghost can watch your computer and see if she can catch a glimpse of some hot ghost lovin on the net!

 

[Orsorum]

<< use netmeeting with someone else with a haunted house, so the ghost can watch your computer and see if she can catch a glimpse of some hot ghost lovin on the net! >>



Y'know, I bet you you could make money off a site like that.

 

[thedarkwolf]

Especially if it hot girl ghost on girl action

 

[djheater]

Get you some braided sweetgrass and some sage, some pure tobacco crack the windows on a sunny day and smoke your house out. You got's some sticky bad enrgy clogging up your house. Clean it physically and spiritually. That's what my grandma would do anyway.

 

[thawolfman]

<< That's some freaky sh*t. :Q >>

 

[wnied]

Been there, Done that. If the ghost doesnt bother your family physically or do anything destructive, then talk to it. From your past posts you've said it was an older woman. Thank her for not scaring anyone when you can think of it. Talk to her every so often telling her little family tidbits of info. Now I'm not suggesting you walk through your house and scream at the top of your lungs...your neighbors will probably avoid you at all costs. But when my family moved into an old house in Pennsylvania, we had a similiar situation. We had a male entity living with us. We'd get the usual treatment of TV turning on at 4am in the livingroom, lights being left on or turned off and our family pets (Parakeet, Cat & Dog) would choose random times to run/fly wildy through the house. Then one day my grandmother noticed a man at the top of our attic steps. Thinking it was my father she said something to it and walked into the kitchen. When in the kitchen she began to fix a sandwich for him thinking since it was lunchtime he would be hungry. She took the sandwich upto the attic and heard him working in the corner. She called to him and got no response. When she went to the corner she'd just heard him working in, there was no one there. Being who she is, she believed that maybe he'd walked by her and into the cellar. No one there either. So she went and spoke to my mother who ended up telling her my father was at work....She had the house blessed the next week for my parents.
All was quiet for a few weeks, and then things started happening again. We never had any serious problems but over the next couple of years we pretty much just ignored the little "weird" things that would happen. I have to stress that no one was ever "touched" or purposely frightened. The Ghost never did anything destructive. So as time went by we learned to live with our "friend" and spoke to him regularly. All our friends knew of him and whenever we heard a sound in a room that we knew no one was in....it must be "ralph." Our resident ghost.

So I reiterate, if the ghost hasnt done any harm or frightened anyone purposely, (and you'll know if its done purposely) then treat it as another friend of the family. You'll find that the ghostly annoyances that accompany having a presence about, will slow to cease and you'll be able to go about living peaceably. Though I will add, life will never be normal.

Hope this helps ya.
~wnied~

 

[Platypus]

Am I the only one who thinks this is bogus?

Ghosts aren't real man, sorry.

 

[Jfur]

<< Am I the only one who thinks this is bogus?

Ghosts aren't real man, sorry. >>



Wait until it happens to you, and then try to explain.

 

[Bignate603]

I don't know, sometimes weird things happen. One of my sisters works at a nursing home and the residents and staff sometimes see people in the halls at night, who will turn a corner and then not be there, or just disappear. When they talk to people who have been there for years more often then not they are described exactly like old residents who've died.

 

[djheater]

<<

<< Am I the only one who thinks this is bogus?

Ghosts aren't real man, sorry. >>



Wait until it happens to you, and then try to explain. >>



There is always an explanation for what appears to be supernatural. One's perception is what makes the difference. If one is convinced that there are no ghost's,... there aren't.

 

[Soccer55]

<< Wait until it happens to you, and then try to explain >>

I couldn't have said it any better

-Tom

 

[BillGates]

I don't know - while the stories are very intriguing, there isn't really any explanation for them.......though we may be going through life totally clueless to "what's really going on" which is again very intriguing, but not very rational.

 

[DaiShan]

<< Invite Jerboy over... that'd scare it off for sure. >>



only if the ghost was on the free lunch plan...

 

[Maleficus]

Sound's cool in a spooky way