Ok, let's see here:
I have not furthered my education yet, and I don't plan to unless It benefits my career.
Fine, so let's look at what you have:
- No higher education
- No job experience
- Interested in computers, but only as a hobby. No qualifications.
- Interested in cars, but just learning.
- Slow learner
- Reluctant learner
- Poor interpersonal skills
Hmmm.
The jizz mopper job is sounding good.
Seriously though, it looks like the only job you can get right now is something paying minimum wage. Certainly not anything with room for advancement.
I
highly suggest that if you don't want to go back to school, at least go to a *trade* school (aka occupational school aka adult school) and get some sort of formal training. You like cars, so you might go take some automobile mechanics courses. Maybe a welding course and an auto painting course too. Then you can be of at least some use in a garage.
Otherwise, you're unfortunately doomed to the realm of the "peon."
The only other recourse I could suggest for you would be to join the armed forces. The Air Force, Navy, Army all pay decently, offer training, and subsidize education. And as long as you're healthy, they'll take you. Hell, the Army will take you even if you have a heart condition and asthma. Just lie on your app.