GF trying to put on weight...

[nageov3t]

is your gf suffering from body dysmorphic disorder? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_dysmorphic_disorder

153 pounds @ 5'10" is smack in the middle of normal unless you just carry it weird (like skinny arms/legs and a giant gut).

 

[oiprocs]

Here's the problem: your GF is asian. You'll always be a fat ass to her and her family.

Another reason why asians should be banned from pursuing relations with non-asian individuals.

 

[TridenT]

Both of you need to start lifting weights. Do it together. Could be hot... You're like, "oh yeah... maxin' 400lbs baby..." and then she just mounts you. Mmhmm...

Gym sex, never been better.

 

[Lifted]

is your gf suffering from body dysmorphic disorder? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_dysmorphic_disorder

153 pounds @ 5'10" is smack in the middle of normal unless you just carry it weird (like skinny arms/legs and a giant gut).

I don't think so. She said she doesn't want to be bigger or smaller, just heavier. I think she might have lost some weight and is afraid what use to be muscle is now fat. It's not a size issue though. She could just get some exercise as far as I'm concerned. I think laziness is her only issue. And being spiteful.

 

[bctbct]

her needs a baby for that kind of weight gain

 

[Malak]

I don't think so. She said she doesn't want to be bigger or smaller, just heavier. I think she might have lost some weight and is afraid what use to be muscle is now fat. It's not a size issue though. She could just get some exercise as far as I'm concerned. I think laziness is her only issue. And being spiteful.

Well you are going to have to break the news to her that the only way she is getting heavier is if she gets bigger. Why on earth would someone care about how heavy they are though?

 

[Newbian]

Both of you need to start lifting weights. Do it together. Could be hot... You're like, "oh yeah... maxin' 400lbs baby..." and then she just mounts you. Mmhmm...

Gym sex, never been better.

Someone has been watching way to much porn. :biggrin:

her needs a baby for that kind of weight gain

Just another hint she wants more out of the relationship. 😉

 

[bctbct]

Just another hint she wants more out of the relationship. 😉[/QUOTE]




oh shit, shes genius for this approach!

 

[arcenite]

That is me.

...but she's asian...

I'll let someone else clean up here.

 

[Lifted]

Both of you need to start lifting weights. Do it together. Could be hot... You're like, "oh yeah... maxin' 400lbs baby..." and then she just mounts you. Mmhmm...

Gym sex, never been better.

That gave me an idea. I bring home a small bottle with some liquid in it and no label, and leave it in the bathroom. When she asks about it I tell her it's steroids.

 

[Matthiasa]

At about 18 pounds underweight I could see why she would want to.
As for your weight, its only on the high side of "normal weight" so it would depend on how it is carried.

 

[Lifted]

Just another hint she wants more out of the relationship. 😉

oh shit, shes genius for this approach![/QUOTE]


All she has to do is stop taking the pill for that. 😀

But she's too interested in finishing uni for that, and as unbelievable as it sounds, pregnant women aren't allowed to attend uni here.

 

[AbAbber2k]

Underweight women are more likely to have unhealthy babies. She's prepping her body for your seed.

 

[techs]

Tell her to lay off the crack pipe.

 

[Drakkon]

I have an asian friend who was about that (5'6 around 100 pds) who had a baby and yeah....she wont be seeing again 100 for a while....but shes quite happy about that.
So just impregnate her and all your problems will be solved!

 

[arcenite]

..., and as unbelievable as it sounds, pregnant women aren't allowed to attend uni here.

Where is 'here'?

 

[classy]

That is me.

She's around 5' 7" 105lbs, but she's asian so it fits.

Back to the topic at hand here. ME. How do I get her to fess up since she's pretty stubborn and can clam up if she wants to be spiteful.

Wow that's thin, really thin.

 

[TallBill]

Easy, lift weights + eat. It's not rocket science.

 

[DangerAardvark]

I'd like to gain size but not weight. I'm trying to bring my over all density down so I can achieve greater buoyancy.

 

[Kadarin]

I'm still trying to wrap my mind around the concept that she wants to gain weight, but doesn't want to change in size.

 

[Newbian]

I'm still trying to wrap my mind around the concept that she wants to gain weight, but doesn't want to change in size.

It was simply a trap and the op fell for it.

 

[Kadarin]

It was simply a trap and the op fell for it.

Very likely. The alternative is that she's a complete retard.

 

[MrMatt]

sounds like a keeper for sure

I stopped reading after the first 3 lines of this post. Move this to L&R, post pics, of you & her, and then we shall tell you waht to do.

 

[darkswordsman17]

She sounds like more of a man than you are, OP.

 

[destrekor]

I'd like to gain size but not weight. I'm trying to bring my over all density down so I can achieve greater buoyancy.

start being really really lazy, and eat a ton of oreos and mac n cheese.

that's the new topic of the decade:
look at all these disgustingly buoyant people!
it's the global buoyancy pandemic!
buoyant people are disgusting!

I like it. 😀