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GF Owned me

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Aimster

Lifer
She painted my nails last night and I have to leave like right now. This will be an interesting day.. The crap I do for ass at 2A.M
 
Originally posted by: Mellman
does she have a penis?
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No sorry she is not like the girls you are used to dating, but I will let her know that her gay friend Mike now has an opportunity to find someone and since you live 5 minutes from me I am sure we can arrange something for you two to be together.
 
Originally posted by: Aimster
Originally posted by: Mellman
does she have a penis?
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No sorry she is not like the girls you are used to dating, but I will let her know that her gay friend Mike now has an opportunity to find someone and since you live 5 minutes from me I am sure we can arrange something for you two to be together.
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LOL i think we need :camera: of your nails...at least what color are they?
 
Originally posted by: Aimster
Originally posted by: Mellman
does she have a penis?
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No sorry she is not like the girls you are used to dating, but I will let her know that her gay friend Mike now has an opportunity to find someone and since you live 5 minutes from me I am sure we can arrange something for you two to be together.
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bwahahaha 0wned
 
Originally posted by: Aimster
Originally posted by: Mellman
does she have a penis?
Click to expand...

No sorry she is not like the girls you are used to dating, but I will let her know that her gay friend Mike now has an opportunity to find someone and since you live 5 minutes from me I am sure we can arrange something for you two to be together.
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your blowup doll has a gay friend? 😕
 
That's the cheapest @$$ I've seen soemone get! Usually I see people taking their girl to the movies, then dinner etc. :Q
 
You know, one of these days I'm going to run for political office, and these posts are going to come back and haunt me.
 
Originally posted by: Orsorum
You know, one of these days I'm going to run for political office, and these posts are going to come back and haunt me.
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*adds quotes to archive* goood....goood
 
Why would you admit this...

you might as well say:

"I'm so whooped that I let my girlfriend paint my nails just so that I could possibly get it on with her...if she wants".

Good lord...what is this world coming to.
 
Originally posted by: gururu
dude you are so whipped. next you'll be wearing her undies.
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I'm seeing a trend here - maybe she's bi-curious and is trying to fulfill her fantasy?
 
Originally posted by: Atomicus
That's the cheapest @$$ I've seen soemone get! Usually I see people taking their girl to the movies, then dinner etc. :Q
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He forgot to mention the strap-on...


:Q
 
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