GF + COMPUTER = TEH ST00PID N00B

purbeast0

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my GF was on the phone and I was trying for 10 minutes to tell her what the hell a USB port is on the rear of my PC so she could plug my IPod Shuffle into it so that it can charge. I was like its under where the mouse plugs into and above where the speakers plug into, and there are 2 of them right next to eachother and they look like skinny rectangle holes. She could not find it ...

She took it to the gym earlier and it died on her, and now when i get home its going to be dead for me because she coudln't friggin understand what a USB port is.

sheesh ... i guess she is now BANNED from my iPod unless she learns how the hell to charge it. atleast she's hot and i get to hit it few times during the week, so i guess i can live with it.

EDIT: FINE! HERE ARE PICS!! YOU GUYS BUG TOO MUCH!!

Me and her.
Her. (kind of blurry)
 

mitaiwan82

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Originally posted by: purbeast0
sheesh ... i guess she is now BANNED from my iPod unless she learns how the hell to charge it. atleast she's hot and i get to hit it few times during the week, so i guess i can live with it.

so she knows which hole she likes to have filled, yet can't figure out which one is USB for the life of her...:beer: for you!
 

isasir

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You should've told her it's like sex and to keep poking the Ipod wire around the back of the computer until she finds a hole it fits into snugly.
 

purbeast0

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Originally posted by: radioouman
Originally posted by: chowmein
this thread is pointless w/o pics of GF

they've been posted on here before and are still in the threads ... you can probably find em :p

lol some of those responses are great. i was kind of disappointed when she said she couldn't find it so hopefully she kept on pushing until she found the hole it fit the best in, as one of the previous posters already suggested ;)
 

So

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This thread should be held up as the perfect stereotype of an ATOT YAGT.
 

Queasy

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Originally posted by: purbeast0
i was kind of disappointed when she said she couldn't find it so hopefully she kept on pushing until she found the hole it fit the best in

Do you two have this problem often? Perhaps you should consult Dr. Ruth. ;)

 

preslove

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Originally posted by: purbeast0
Originally posted by: radioouman
Originally posted by: chowmein
this thread is pointless w/o pics of GF

they've been posted on here before and are still in the threads ... you can probably find em :p

lol some of those responses are great. i was kind of disappointed when she said she couldn't find it so hopefully she kept on pushing until she found the hole it fit the best in, as one of the previous posters already suggested ;)

Hopefull she isn't aroused... ipods aren't liquid resistant...
 

meltdown75

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by the way i will pay you eleventy billion for audio of you trying to explain where the USB ports are on your rig. those convos are always instant classics.
 

So

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Originally posted by: meltdown75
by the way i will pay you eleventy billion for audio of you trying to explain where the USB ports are on your rig. those convos are always instant classics.

I'll give him 800 Grashopper points! :D